老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌2008-07-30 21:431 老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 1.01 (extended version)Your LoveLove is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art But your love, oh your love, Your love is like a giant pigeon Crapping on my heart. La la la la la... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:19 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------2 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 1.07No powerNew York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, "cause I stay away from dairy. LA la, la LA la, LA la... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:21 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------3 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 1.10SnowmanI made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin". How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...Mother"s AshesMy mother"s ashes, even her eyelashes, are resting in a little yellow jar. And sometimes, when it"s breezy, I feel a little sneezy, and now I... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:21 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------4 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 1.11My ManYou don"t have to be awake to be my man. As long as you have brainwaves I"ll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, there"s something I have got to say... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:21 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------5 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 1.23BabiesThey"re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they"ll grow up and resent you so much. Now they"re yelling at you and you don"t know why, and you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...Trapped in the Hospital ClosetAnd they found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next day, la la la, la la la, la la la... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:22 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------6 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 2.06Shower SongI"m in the shower and I"m writing a song Stop me if you"ve heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed.I Play For MeWhen I play, I play for me I don"t need your charity La lalala lalalalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala.... Double-Jointed Boy...was the double, double, double-jointed boy.StephanieStephanie... knows all the chords. TerryTerry"s a jerk! And he won"t let me work! And I hate Central Perk! You"re all invited to bite me! Smelly Cat (incomplete version)Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It"s not your fault. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:23 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------7 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 2.08Two of Them Kissed Last NightThere was a girl, we"ll call her Betty And a guy, let"s call him Neil Now I can"t stress this point too strongly... This story isn"t real. Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we"ll call... Loolie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:23 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------8 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 2.12GrandmaNow, Grandma"s a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn"t been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and some day you will too. Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La Another Thing You Don"t Wanna DoThere"ll be times when you get older When you"ll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you But don"t. "Cause that"s another thing That you don"t wanna do Everybody! That"s another thing That you don"t wanna do. The Cow in the MeadowOh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that"s how we get hamburgers. Now, chickens! SometimesSometimes men love women Sometimes men love men, And then there are bisexuals Though some just say they"re kidding themselves. La lalala lalalalala la La la lalala lala la la 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:24 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------9 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 2.17Smelly Cat (longest version Phoebe ever did in coffee house)Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it"s not your fault. They won"t take you to the vet. You"re obviously not their favorite pet. It may not be a bed of roses. And you"re no friend to those with noses. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:27 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------16 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 2.18 Crusty Old Man And a crusty old man said, "I"ll do what I can," and the rest of the rats played moroccas. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:38 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------17 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 3.14Sticky Shoes (sung with Leslie)My favorite shoes, so good to me, I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes, don"t care what people say. My feet"s best friends, pals to the end, with them I"m one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I stepped in something icky. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I"ll avoid the pile.Jingle BitchJingle Bitch screwed me over! Go to hell Jingle Whore! Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell-hell-hell. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:39 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------18 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 3.23Crazy UnderwearCrazy underwear, creepin" up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy underwear.... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:39 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------19 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.01Colors...and fuchsia and mauve. Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:40 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------20 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.02Dumb, Drunken Bitch...dumb, drunken bitch! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:40 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------21 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.05Sticky Shoes (from Pheobe"s phlegmy, sick version)My sticky shoes, my sticky, sticky shoes, why you stick on me... baby.Goats are ParadingParading, goats are parading; parading down the street. Parading, goats are parading; leaving little treats.Paper Mache" ManI"m, I"m still waiting for my papier-mache" man. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:41 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------22 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.07Tiny TarzanLittle tiny Tarzan, swinging on an nose hair, swinging with the greatest of ease... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:41 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------23 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.10Holiday Song (first rendition)Happy Hanukkah, Monica. May your Christmas be snowy, Joey. Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the dreidel, Rachel!Holiday Song (from second rendition)Happy happy Hanukkah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry... [note: at this point Chandler interrupts to say he"s not Jewish.] Holiday Song (from final rendition) Went to the store, sat on Santa"s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said, "all you need is to write them a song." Now you haven"t heard it yet, so don"t try to sing along. So don"t sing along. Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy. And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler"]. Happy holidays everybody! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:42 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------24 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 4.12FetusAre you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas. 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:43 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------25 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 6.03Ode To a Pubic HairI found you in my bed! How"d you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, Little black, little black, Little black curly hair! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:43 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------26 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 6.16Heart AttacksIt only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see. One of them won"t do it, but the second one will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger it"s time to say good-bye, And that is just what I will do, as soon as those bastards I work for die! La lalala lalalalala la, lalala lalala la la... 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:43 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------27 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 7.01Monica (From extended DVD version of the episode)Twelve years old and addicted to pork, No one thought Monica would marry. She knew her way around a knife and a fork...ChandlerFirst time I met Chandler I thought he was gay, But here I am singing on his wedding day.Whenever I Get MarriedWhenever I get married, guess who won"t get to sing? Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing! She Just Stayed and Stayed We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. That"s right, I"m here all night, and Chandler will never get laid.Ceremony Who will perform the ceremony? Who will perform the ceremony? 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:44 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------28 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 9.19ArgentinaAnd there"s a country called Argentina, It"s a place I"ve never seen. But I"m told for 50 pesos, You can buy a human spleen, Human spleen.The Woman Smelled Like GarbageIt wasn"t just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage. Everyone! It wasn"t just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage.The Food at Javu(sung to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut.") The food here at Javu will kill you! The food here at Javu will kill you! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:44 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------29 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 10.04Emma"s Birthday SongEmma, Your name poses a dilemna, "Cause not much else rhymes with Emma. Maybe the actor Richard Crenna (he played the commanding officer in Rambo) Happy Birthday Emma! 作者： 贝克街的小猫 2007-2-24 21:45 回复此发言 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------30 回复：老友记里Phoebe唱过的歌 from episode 10.17Best Day EverAahh, aahh, aahh... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes... Don"t Take NoBum bum bum Don"t take no for an an
