Shrek: Quick tell a lie! 史莱克：快点撒一个谎！Pinocchio: What should I say? 皮诺曹：我该说什么？Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I"m wearing ladies" underwear!”. 驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内裤"。Pinocchio: Um, ok. I"m wearing ladies" underwear. 皮诺曹：嗯，好。我正穿着女人的内裤。Pinocchio: [silence] 皮诺曹：（沉默）Shrek: Are you? 史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗？Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. 皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。Pinocchio: [nose extends] . 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. 驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。Pinocchio: I am not. 皮诺曹：我没有。Pinocchio: [nose extends] 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Gingerbread Man: IT"S A THONG! 姜饼人：它是一个皮带！Gingy：Oww! They"re briefs.姜饼人：噢！它们是短裤！Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是！GIngy：Are too!姜饼人：是的！Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是.Gingy：Are too!姜饼人：是的！精彩对白Prince Charming: You! You can"t lie! Where is Shrek? Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don"t know where he"s not. Prince Charming: You don"t know where Shrek is? Pinocchio: On the contrary, Prince Charming: So you do know where he is! Pinocchio: I"m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…Prince Charming: Stop It! Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn"t probably be. If that indeed wasn"t where he isn"t!白马王子：你，你不能说谎！史莱克在哪儿？匹诺曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里？匹诺曹：正好相反。白马王子：这么说来，你知道他在哪儿了！匹诺曹：我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝……白马王子：闭嘴！匹诺曹：知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里，也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里！Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I"ve been abra-cadabra"d into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick! Shrek: Donkey... Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!驴子（驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体）：我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里！史莱克：驴子……驴子：我感到无所遁形，极度肮脏！Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!驴子（看到史莱克一丝不挂地躺在床上）：啊，你知道吗？你真的需要给自己穿上一条宽大的睡裤！Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don"t understand boundaries.穿靴子的猫（史莱克将驴子扔出了窗户）：有些人就是不知道什么叫做适可而止
