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Alpha and Omega
u3000u3000review by Brian Orndorf
u3000u3000A thoroughly uninspired animated effortuff0c “Alpha and Omega” doesnu2019t head anywhere Disneyuff0cDreamworksuff0c or a thousand Saturday morning cartoons havenu2019t already beenuff0e A routine tale of anthropomorphized animalsuff0c slapstickuff0c and forbidden loveuff0c the picture fails to offer enough weirdness or wit to keep chaperones awakeuff0c while kids deserve a more engaging matinee babysitter uff0duff0d a feature with some genuine life to ituff0c not just the family film basics slapped together with a moneyuff0dgrabbing coat of 3D to help it shineuff0e
u3000u3000Inside a Canadian forestuff0c Humphrey uff08voiced by Justin Longuff09 is a carefree omega wolfuff0cspending his days pallinu2019 around with his friends and dreaming of Kate uff08Hayden Panettiereuff09uff0c an alpha wolf with major responsibilities ahead of heruff0e With two opposing wolf packs near waruff0cleaders Tony uff08Dennis Hopperuff0c in his final roleuff09 and Winston uff08Danny Gloveruff0c slowly losing his war with the letter Suff09 arrange for Kate to enter a special marriage with star wolf Garth uff08Chris Carmackuff09uff0c whom she doesnu2019t loveuff0e Before plans can be set in motionuff0c Kate and Humphrey are drugged by wildlife officials and relocated to Idahouff0c in hopes that the two wolves will help repopulate the areauff0e Fearing chaos has erupted at homeuff0c Humphrey and Kate look to escape their new surroundingsuff0c while the time spent together reveals unexpectedly tender feelings between the furry pairuff0e
u3000u3000Assembled in India under the watch of directors Ben Gluck and Anthony Belluff0c “Alpha and Omega” is a woeful budget animation titleuff0c picked up by Lionsgate to compete in the CGuff0danimated box office raceuff0e Itu2019s a blanduff0c nothing motion pictureuff0c playing as comfortably as it can to appease undiscerning younger viewers with a routine of shenanigans and sleepy dramaticsuff0c realized through blockyuff0c rigid animation that doesnu2019t feel very special standing in the shadows of industry giantsuff0e
u3000u3000To overcome monetary limitationsuff0c all “Alpha and Omega” needed was a shot of creativity in the screenplay department to bring it to lifeuff0e Unfortunatelyuff0c the writing is slack and lacks personalityuff0c with much of the script devoted to colorless elements of conflict and comedyuff0c despite an invitation to take the road trip concept to far more appealing placesuff0e Welcome oddity only breaks up the monotony intermittentlyuff0c coming in the form of a golfuff0dplaying goose that helps the wolves with directions and a mating sequence early in the picture that finds the wild animals enjoying some song and dance before the carnal delights beginuff0e “Alpha and Omega” needed more of the bizarre to keep it engaginguff0c and less of the moronicuff0c pandering scriptinguff0c which often involves bodily fluids and crotchuff0dwallop jokes to tickle the wee onesuff0e
u3000u3000The 3D enhancement is fairly worthlessuff0c only bringing dimension to the vistasuff0c rarely adding to the alleged funuff0e Itu2019s a cheap ploy to goose box office revenueuff0c used to create excitement about a film that doesnu2019t deserve ituff0e “Alpha and Omega” is best appreciateduff0c or endureduff0c as a rainy day diversionuff0c forced upon kids with nothing better to douff0c with milkuff0dmoney rental rates that keep expectations comfortably lowuff0e
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这个片子是真他NN的难看啊。