- cloud123
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翻译:(虽然不雅)
Love is just like a pile of shit which can be flushed away and never return;
Love is just like a pile of shit from you, if it comes, you cannot stop it.
Loves are just like piles of shit, every time they are alike but not the same;
Loving is just like shitting, sometime you tried but only to get a fart instead.
- cloudcone
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Love like a stool, a red water on the figure. Love is like stool, came after stopping it. Love like a stool, as they are not the same every time. Love like a stool, and sometimes hard for a long time but just an ass.
呵呵,朋友,每个人都是世上独一无二的,没必要为了一个不值得的人这样,总会有个懂得珍惜我们的人出现的,加油,祝你幸福~~~
- FinCloud
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Love is like shit,
When flushed away, it won"t be back any more;
Love is like shit,
When it comes, it can"t be rejected;
Love is like shit,
It"s all the same every time but not exactly;
Love is like shit,
Sometimes all the effort turns out to be nothing but fart.
- 大鱼炖火锅
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Love is like a stool, water will don"t come back. Love is like shit, also does not block after block. Love is like shit, every time and not too. Love is like shit, sometimes hard for a long time but the fart.
- 黑桃云
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Love like a stool, a red water on the figure. Love is like stool, came after stopping it. Love like a stool, as they are not the same every time. Love like a stool, and sometimes hard for a long time but just an ass.
- coco
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Love like a stool, a red water on the figure. Love is like stool, came after stopping it. Love like a stool, as they are not the same every time, love is like stool, sometimes hard for a long time but just an ass.
- LocCloud
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精辟!
you are a fart
中文意思:你是个屁fart 英[fɑ:t] 美[fɑ:rt] vi. <讳>放屁; n. <讳>放屁; 讨厌的人; 令人厌烦的人; 蠢人2023-06-23 07:56:232
放屁用英语怎么说
Fart2023-06-23 07:57:354
放屁的英文是什么?
放 屁-- to pass gas to break wind to fart to cut a fart 例句: a) It was disgusting for him to pass gas during the solemn function. b) His dad broke wind soon after eating those sweet potatoes. c) Mr. Bean farted (pt) / cut a fart among a big crowd. 参考: Myself On bullshit! He/She is bullshiting 名词 1. fart 动词 1. break wind 2. fart 参考: 勿抄袭!!以上资料By Vicky To!!No Copy!!2023-06-23 07:57:501
法特莱克训练法的基本简介
法特莱克(fartlek)训练起源于上世纪三十年代,由瑞典教练古斯塔·霍迈尔创立,在瑞典语中fart是指速度,lek代表游戏,加起来的意思就是速度游戏,创造它的初衷为了摆脱枯燥的日常训练,提供一种特殊的间歇训练形式。但实际上,法特莱克训练与间歇训练区别很大,间歇训练规定了跑步的距离,特定地完成和休息时间,而法特莱克训练通常只是给运动员一个特定的距离指标,比如说完成一个10公里跑,只要运动员能满足该指标,怎么跑,如何选择路线和安排体力,完成的时间,都由运动员的感觉来定。法特莱克的实质就是在跑中插入一系列不定时间、不定距离的加速跑、反复跑甚至快速冲刺,使它们和慢跑或走步交替进行,运动员可以根据自己的感觉决定加速和放松的时间和距离。法特莱克的对训练场地的要求比较随意,主要选择在空气新鲜的地方,如郊区、公园、树林、山地都可以进行。现在,很多人对法特莱克训练有许多误解。对一些运动员来说,法特莱克跑已成为一种能使他们离开田径场,到森林或海滩等自然环境中去跑的训练方式。但是,不可忘记的是,正如其它训练方法一样,法特莱克应有其特定的目标。2023-06-23 07:57:591
呢2个, 英文系咩
屙屎 (口语):poop 其他说法: defecate 例句:The horse pooped/defecated right in the middle of the parade. 中译:那只马在 *** 中拉屎。 放屁 (口语):fart 其他说法:pass gas pass wind break wind 例句:To fart in a meeting is considered to be inappropriate. 中译:在会议中放屁是被认为是不适合的。 屙屎 = poop shit taking a dump 放屁 = farting passing gas 屙屎= shitting 放屁=farting 不过好俗 屙屎: defecate 放屁 : fart poop defecate fart2023-06-23 07:58:121
用h,r,t,a,f,e组成10个英语单词
he hate hat fat rat fear tear hear2023-06-23 07:58:261
you are fart是什么意思思
you are fart你是放屁望满意2023-06-23 07:58:342
我的世界key.fart.desc啥意思
MrCrayFurnituremod里的快捷键。设置好之后坐在马桶上按下此键会有放p声2023-06-23 07:58:422
用R、E丶丅、E丶W丶H、A丶以上字母能组成最短的词是?最长的词是什么?请问?
有father(父亲)、hate(讨厌)、hear(听)、after(后来/以后)、heart(心脏)、fear(害怕/恐惧)、fart(放屁)、fate(命运)、the、rate(比率)、eat(吃)、ate(eat的过去式)、tar(焦油)、far(远)、hat(帽子)、tear(撕/眼泪)......2023-06-23 07:59:001
杰梅奈·克莱门特主要经历
杰梅奈·克莱门特杰梅奈·克莱门特(JemaineClement),1974年1月10日出生于新西兰,演员、编剧、作曲、制片。杰梅奈·克莱门特最广为人知的为音乐喜剧二人组弦乐航班的其中一员连同布雷特·麦肯齐。2011年他出演了美国哥伦比亚电影公司出品的电影《黑衣人3》,扮演头号反派野兽·鲍里斯。中文名:杰梅奈·克莱门特外文名:JemaineClement别名:FlightoftheConchords国籍:新西兰星座:摩羯座出生地:新西兰出生日期:1974年1月10日职业:演员、编剧、作曲、制片代表作品:黑衣人3、笨人晚宴、卑鄙的我性别:男个人经历杰梅·克莱门特在新西兰长大,他的母亲是毛利人。他在威灵顿的维多利亚大学主修戏剧和电影。和搭档TaikaWaititi一起组建的喜剧团体在新西兰全国巡演,很受欢迎。他还和大学同学BretMcKenzie组成了一个叫做FlightoftheConchords将喜剧与音乐表演结合到一起的组合。这个组合的专辑曲风相当丰富,Hip-Hop、有Neo-Soul式的情歌,而且每首歌都会令你忍俊不禁。这个组合在国际上具有一定的知名度。之后他们拍摄了同名搞笑系列剧《FlightoftheConchords》,荣获艾美奖提名。电影方面,杰梅·克莱门特首先出演了TaikaWaititi执导的《鹰对鲨》。2012年大制作影片《黑衣人3》中的反派外星人‘野兽鲍里斯"是他出演过最知名的角色,同时也许之前的银幕形象一百八十度大转弯。不过很多人记住杰梅·克莱门特还是因为他在动画《里约大冒险》系列中的声演,他为反派鹦鹉奈杰配上一副莎士比亚的腔调为影片增色不少。主要作品参演电影阿凡达2-2021,饰演Dr.IanGarvin棒打鸳鸯-2018节假日-2018,饰演Robin与贝弗莉·莱夫·林恩的一晚-2018,饰演ColinKeithThreadener乐高蝙蝠侠大电影-2017,饰演Sauron(voice)你好布拉德-2017,饰演BillyWearslter海洋奇缘-2016,饰演,圆梦巨人-2016,饰演吃人肉块巨人唐·瓦尔迪安-2015,饰演Boaz里约大冒险2-2014,饰演乃吉尔吸血鬼生活-2014,饰演Vladislav布偶大电影2-2014,导演,黑衣人3-2012,饰演野兽·鲍里斯里约大冒险-2011,饰演乃吉尔神偷奶爸-2010,饰演JerrytheMinion(voice)笨人晚宴-2010,饰演Kieran困境-2010,饰演Spook绅士布朗科-2009,饰演RonaldChevalier死亡诊断-2009,饰演GarfieldOlyphant鹰对鲨-2007,饰演JarrodNone-2004,饰演EditorNone-2002None-1999,饰演ChasedMan参演电视剧大群-2017,饰演奥利弗·伯德(第一季至第三季,2017-2019)离婚-2016,饰演JulianRenaut(5episodes,2016)迈罗·墨菲定律-2016,饰演Dr.Zone(配音)瑞克和莫蒂-2013,饰演Fart(1episode,2015)弦乐航班-2007辛普森一家-1989,饰演Ethan(1episode,2010)以上作品来源参考编剧作品"TheFlightoftheConchords"-------(2007)TonganNinja-------(2002)制片作品"TheFlightoftheConchords"-------(2007)原创音乐"TheFlightoftheConchords"-------(2007)特技作品"TheFlightoftheConchords"-------(2007)获奖记录2012第14届青少年选择奖(2012)青少年选择奖-最佳电影反派(提名)2010独立精神奖BestSupportingMale(提名)绅士布朗科(2009)2009金卫星奖BestActorinaSeries,ComedyorMusical(提名)弦乐航班(2007)艾美奖OutstandingComedySeries(提名)弦乐航班(2007)艾美奖最佳男主角(喜剧类)(提名)弦乐航班(2007)艾美奖OutstandingOriginalMusicandLyrics(提名)弦乐航班(2007)艾美奖OutstandingWritingforaComedySeries(提名)弦乐航班(2007)2008艾美奖OutstandingOriginalMusicandLyrics(提名)弦乐航班(2007)艾美奖OutstandingWritingforaComedySeries(提名)弦乐航班(2007)美国编剧工会(WGAAward(Screen))ComedySeries(提名)弦乐航班(2007)美国编剧工会(WGAAward(Screen))EpisodicComedy(提名)弦乐航班(2007)美国编剧工会(WGAAward(Screen))NewSeries(提名)弦乐航班(2007)2023-06-23 07:59:071
fαrt flower mαn是什么意思?
fart:屁,放屁的意思flower:是花man;人,男人连在一起是放屁像花一样香的男人,指有魅力的男子。2023-06-23 07:59:212
fartn 意思
fartner还是farther?2023-06-23 07:59:283
h r t a f e 用这些字母组成单词(可以不全用)拜托各位了 3Q
有father(父亲)、hate(讨厌)、hear(听)、after(后来/以后)、heart(心脏)、fear(害怕/恐惧)、fart(放屁)、fate(命运)、the、rate(比率)、eat(吃)、ate(eat的过去式)、tar(焦油)、far(远)、hat(帽子)、tear(撕/眼泪)......2023-06-23 07:59:351
first 的同音词
问:fIrst的同音词?答:是fart2023-06-23 07:59:421
you are not even a fart
翻译:你害怕吗?不!一点也不怕 这2句话都有错误,其中: 1、scare应改成scared,过去分词表被动的状态(被吓住了); 2、not a little是“非常,很多,不是一点点”的意思,应改成not at all(No!Even也可省掉)2023-06-23 08:00:001
baby wife,eat a fart是什么意思
baby wife,eat a fart宝宝的妻子,吃一个屁2023-06-23 08:00:071
fartbomb臭包是干嘛的
恶作剧。fartbomb臭包是一种真空袋装黏液,会发出很臭的气味,使用后会粘附在人身上,使人身上不断发出臭味,是学生常用的恶作剧道具,很难清洗掉。2023-06-23 08:00:551
shit 什么意思
Holy shit 是嘲笑神,引申为 超神 的意思。2023-06-23 08:01:044
美剧,破产姐妹 第一二季 语录
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/26306961982023-06-23 08:01:471
求翻译一段介绍
Actually, the author of this website has two pieces of work: "Puzzle Farter" and "Save Our City", while the former is more famous and interesting to play. Instructions: You can use the up-down-left-right key on your keyboard to control the direction of the doctor"s steps, jump and squat. The most interesting function is the "up" key, if you keep on pushing it, you can skyrocket into the sky from the impact force of doctor"s fart. What"s worth mentioning is that the sound of the fart will make you fully satisfied^^website: http://buzzrecipe.com/game/1909.html仅供参考,欢迎指正2023-06-23 08:01:552
光抠屁的英文怎么说
光抠屁的英文表述为Light fart。Light表示光,光亮的意思,fart表示放屁、讨厌的人的意思。所以光抠屁的英文表述为Light fart。相关例句:A lightshone out of the dark wall of the house那黑暗的屋墙上突然亮起一盏灯光。相关例句:I like light yellow best我最喜欢鹅黄色。2023-06-23 08:02:381
光抠屁的英文怎么说
光抠屁的英文表述为Light fart。Light表示光,光亮的意思,fart表示放屁、讨厌的人的意思。所以光抠屁的英文表述为Light fart。相关例句:A lightshone out of the dark wall of the house那黑暗的屋墙上突然亮起一盏灯光。相关例句:I like light yellow best我最喜欢鹅黄色。2023-06-23 08:03:001
breakfart是什么意思
breakfast[英][u02c8brekfu0259st][美][u02c8brekfu0259st]n.早餐,早饭; 早餐食物; vi.吃早餐; vt.供给…早餐; 网络早点; 早餐; 早饭; 第三人称单数:breakfasts复数:breakfasts现在分词:breakfasting过去式:breakfasted过去分词:breakfasted双语例句A maid brought me breakfast at half past eight.8点半女佣给我送来了早餐。2023-06-23 08:03:093
放屁的英文怎么说
放屁 n. fartv. break wind, fart2023-06-23 08:03:173
thecarisfart是什么意思
thecarisfast 小车快2023-06-23 08:03:341
关于童年的介绍英文作文结尾怎么写作文
1. 关于童年的英语作文 Like many children, I had a happy childhood under the care and love of my parents. My mother took me to the kindergarten and home every day. I thought mother was so kind and healthy that she would never get sick.But one day, my father went to the kindergarten to get me back. I asked, "Why doesn"t my mother e?""She is sick, and she is in hospital. "said Father. I felt sad and frightened. Then I began to cry. "Don"t cry or mother would worry. You should be a good child." I seemed to understand my mother was too tired. I made up my mind I would look after my mother from then on.My mother always thinks that I"m not an ordinary child. My hometown is in the southwest of China. It"s a coastal city and it never snows. I was born on November 10, on that day, in my hometown snowed all day. When my parents took me home, the snow stopped. My mother said, “It was a magic”.Whether or not I"m an ordinary child, I will create an extraordinary life for myself.When I was three years old, it was my life"s first disaster. In my hometown, citizens almost go to the beach every day. One day, my parents took me and my sister to the beach. My mother and me stood on the beach and saw my father and sister swim.But I was very naughty and I let go of mum"s hand. When the sea surge over, I fell into the sea. But I was lucky, my mother found me just in time. They all felt scared.I think naughty is themotto of every child. When I was five years old. My father sent me to school by cycling. And I was so naughty that I put my leg in to the rear wheel of the bicycle, and I fell down. My right arm broken. When I was sent to the hospital I was very afraid, I was afraid that I would die. I was afraid that the surgery would be painful. At that time I regretted my bad behaviour, and I started not to be naught.PS:这也不是我自己写的作文,但是我以前读书的时候也是抄了很多。 经验就是可以上网抄但是要抄得有技术。一段段的抄。 只要语法没什么错误就OK。 2. 帮忙写一篇关于童年的英语作文120字 I really had a happy childhood. I grew up in a countryside which was really beautiful. Beautiful mountain, trees, flowers and all kinds of plants. I often went hiking with my parents and caught insects. My parents taught me how to swim. And we often swam in the swimming pool and I could swim very well. My friends and I often played football and hide and seek together. I didn"t need to worry about my study.。 3. 英语作文写童年的 小时候,我家住在胡同深处的一个四合院中。 记得那时候,院子中、胡同里年龄相仿的小孩们都是我的玩伴。放学后、假期里,在胡同中都会看到我们的身影。 我们的游戏很简单,但都充满乐趣。 春天,当大人们放飞各式各样的风筝时,我们就会用几根竹篾、一张纸、一根长长的线,做成最简单也最廉价的风筝—“屁帘”。 欢呼着、奔跑着放松手中的长线。在风中,风筝越飞越高,和大人们的沙燕、蝴蝶不相上下,心中充满了得意。 几乎每次都是不小心,把自己的风筝缠在了他人的风筝上或是电线上取不下来时,才十分不情愿的离开…….. 夏天是最开心的季节。迎来了快乐的暑假。 的写完作业,我们经常拿着不知从何处找来的竹竿和自己熬制的胶,一起去粘蜻蜓和知了。那时的蜻蜓似乎比现在多许多,每次都能轻而易举的捉许多(现在想起来真是汗颜);也时常背着家人去后海游泳,把皮肤晒的黑黑的。 但即使这样也是乐此不疲。 秋天,当树叶飘落,我们最喜爱的游戏就是“拔根”。 从落叶中挑出最粗、最结实的叶柄,然后去和小伙伴较量,看谁的能坚持的最久而不被折断。这样的游戏能持续整个秋季……. 冬天,我们按照课外书上教的那样,用玻璃瓶装上水、染料和小灯泡,冻成冰灯。 然后满心欢喜的四处炫耀。每到下雪,胡同里的孩子们就会聚在一起堆雪人。 雪人高高的,有着煤球做的眼睛、辣椒做的嘴,一把笤帚当作胳膊,小铁桶当作他的帽子…….打雪仗也是我们最喜欢的。孩子们会分成两拨,各自选出投手进行战斗,其他人有的负责制作“炮弹”,有的负责运输。 战斗到激烈时候,所有的“战士”都参加进来。每次都是小手冻得通红,浑身上下湿淋淋的。 随着时间的流逝,我们已渐渐长大,童年离我们已经一去不返,再也无处找寻,我们再也无法回到过去,再也不能去做童年时的游戏….. 面对现实整日忙忙碌碌、纷纷扰扰的世界,真的希望能有个时光隧道,带我回到从前,回到童年时代,再也不会来……….As a child, I lived in the depths of an alley in the courtyard. I remember at that time, the yard, alley, similar to the age of the children who are my friends. After school, holidays, in an alley in the city to see our shadow. Our game is very simple, but fun. In the spring, when the great people of all kinds of kite flying, we would have a few Bamboo, a piece of paper, a long line, made the simplest and most low-cost flying - "fart curtain." Cheers, relax in the hands of running a long-term. In the wind, the more over the high-flying, and the people of Sand Martin, about the same butterflies, hearts full of pride. Almost every time I do not care, their entangled in a kite-flying on others or do not get down on the wire, only very reluctant to leave 。 。 .. Summer is the happiest season. Ushered in a happy summer vacation. Trying to finish the work, we often do not know where to get a hold of their own Aozhi of bamboo and plastic, to stick together。 4. 小学生介绍《童年》的英语作文 I was born in a *** all county which is poor. Therefore, there were no beautiful clothes or many toys. Before I went to school at six, I only played with my peers nearby. It was such a wonderful period that I would never fet. We always made our toys independently, which cost no money at all. Sometimes, parents would help making toys as well. We could play from morning to night until parents told us to go home for dinner. However, as a rural child, I must help my parents doing farm work in the busy season, such as planting and harvesting. Besides, my mother is a teacher. Therefore, she began to teach me to read and count when I was three, so I had to spend some time I study. Now, remembering it, I feel much happy rather than upset.。 5. 写—章关于童年的英语作文 When I was a little child, I used to believe that rain drops were tears from a goddess lived up in the sky. So each time it rained I always got very sad and cry together with the "goddess" as if her sorrow can be alleviated. My parents got so supprised as I cried everytime simply because of the rain. The situation continued until I went to school and learned the cause of rain from books.。 6. 介绍一个你童年的东西英语作文 提问者采纳My name is Jane. I was born in Beijing.Five years ago, I studied in No.1 middle school.My favorite teacher was Miss Green. She taught us English very well, and she was very friendly to me. My best friend was Lucy. She was so lovely that everyone likes her. My family had a big house. There was o bedrooms, a kitchen and a living room in it. I liked everything in my childhood. 应该是中学生的作文,所以尽量用了简单的单词来给你写这篇作文,望采纳 7. 求写一篇介绍自己小时候的生活的英语作文(不少于六十词) My name is Jane. I was born in Beijing.Five years ago, I studied in No.1 middle school.My favorite teacher was Miss Green. She taught us English very well, and she was very friendly to me. My best friend was Lucy. She was so lovely that everyone likes her. My family had a big house. There was o bedrooms, a kitchen and a living room in it. I liked everything in my childhood. 应该是中学生的作文,所以尽量用了简单的单词来给你写这篇作文,望采纳2023-06-23 08:04:221
英语翻译(别笑!)
分都不给就想找英语老师啊,一点诚意都没有…2023-06-23 08:04:291
fuck是什么意思?
相当于口语的操2023-06-23 08:04:373
讲一个笑话
网友,请采纳一下我的问题吧!!! 1.说有一只北极熊,因为雪地太刺眼了,必须要戴墨镜才能看东西, 可是他找不到墨镜,于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找,爬呀爬呀,把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜,对着镜子一照,这才发现:哦,原来我是一只熊猫 3.一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩,一根,两根,三根,最后拔的一根不剩,然后他就冷死了。 4.从前从前有一只鸟,他每天都会经过一片玉米田,但是很不幸的,有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾,所有的玉米都变成了爆米花!!!小鸟飞过去以后……以为下雪,就冷死了。 5.小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭,哭着哭着,他就飞起来了。 6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶,蝴蝶却拒绝了它,蜘蛛问:为什么?这是为什么!蝴蝶说:我妈说了,整天在网上混的都不是好人. 7.夏日炎炎的一天,两只香蕉走在路上。走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热,他说,好热哦,我要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。 结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了。然后脱了衣服的香蕉就变成了香蕉干~ 8.有一天,三个探险家终于寻找到"希望之谷",传说中,只要站在山谷边大喊心中想要的东西,然后往山谷中跳下去,就会得到满坑满谷所想要的东西。于是他们三个决定试看看。 第一个是个色鬼,因此他大喊"女人!女人!"往下一跳果真有满坑满谷的美女正等着他. 第二个是个书呆子,喊了"书书书书书!"然后,跳到山谷里也得到满坑满谷的书. 第三个是个优柔寡断的人,左思右想总是无法决定自己的最爱,过了一个小时以后,他终于下定决心,觉得还是钞票最有用了,于是他走向山谷边.一不小心踢到一颗石头,他骂了一声"shit!"不料一个重心不稳跌下山谷。 9.小明呢,就明天要考试窝,但晚上却在看电视 小明妈妈就担心地问:书都看完了吗?明天要考试啊 小明就爽快地回答:妈,我看完了。 小明妈妈就很开心的赞扬小明:乖,那明天你一定考得很好呢 小明哭着说:妈,我是说,‘妈,我看,完了"。 10.熊猫深爱着小鹿,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。 熊猫大吼~为什麼?这一切都是为什麼? 小鹿胆怯地说:我妈说了,戴墨镜的都是不良少年 11.有一天小明走在路上!走着走着突然觉得脚很酸!为什么会这样呢?因为小明踩到柠檬了! 12.汉字当中哪个字最酷?丁字裤(酷) 巾”对“币”说:儿啊。你戴上博士帽,也就身价百倍了。 “尺”对“尽”说:姐姐,结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。 “臣”对“巨”说:和你一样的面积。我却有三室俩厅。 13.某日,一个大学老师提问一学生,树上有十只鸟,开枪打死一只,还剩几只? 学生反问:是无声手枪吗?不是枪声有多大?80-100分贝。在这个城市打鸟犯不犯法?不犯。您确定那只鸟真的被打死了吗?确定。这时,老师已经不耐烦了:“,你告诉我还剩几只鸟就行了,OK?树上的鸟里有没有聋子?没有。有没有被关在笼子里挂在树上的?没有。边上有没有其他的树,树上还有没有其他的鸟?没有。如果有鸟怀孕了,算不算肚子里的小鸟?不算。 打鸟的人眼有没有花?没有花,就十只。教师已经是满头是汗,且下课铃响,但学生继续问:有没有傻得不怕死的鸟?都怕死。会不会一枪打死两只?不会。学生满怀信心地说:,如果您的回答没有骗人“打死的鸟要是挂在树上没有掉下来,那么就剩一只,如果掉下来,就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上! 14.一天,有人经过十字路口,发现一件超级恐怖的事,他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑! 15.很久很久以前,有一晚,池塘里有三只虾,哈哈哈,一个女鬼放了一个屁死了。 16.一个搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,觉得人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料一起带回。可飞船体积小,没法带他走,资料又过于庞大,不能一次带完。焦虑之际,飞船的电脑帮助系统道:“这人身上有一根小小的棒子即可解决你所有问题……”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说:“。。。。。把U盘给我!” 。 17.有一个陷儿正过马路,结果不小心被卡车压瘪了,他奄奄一息的时候看了看自己的身体,他说:“原来我是豆沙馅儿的,不是肉馅儿的” 18.大哥,你别在摸了!你摸了上面摸下面,毛都让你摸掉了,这么嫩的皮,被你摸的都流水了!你让俺以后怎么卖?这桃都是新鲜的,您不买就算了! 19.从前有只小羊,有天他出去玩,结果碰上了大灰狼。 大灰狼说:我要吃了你!!!小羊大惊!你们猜,结果怎么了?结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。 20.从前有个剑客,他人很冷,心很冷,剑很冷,最后冷死了 21.从前有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿!鹿大惊于是越跑越快,最后就变成了高速公路 22.有一个西红柿,被石头拌了一跤吧嗒摔烂了,又有一个西红柿吧嗒又摔烂了,还有一个西红柿吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒无数个西红柿摔烂了最后一个西红柿也摔倒了啊嗒耶!番茄酱耶! 23.士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:靠,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。 24.一天,三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼的追赶,而建造了三个小屋。大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋,木屋,砖屋,三只小猪们拼命的跑,但是还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说,你看着办吧。我们放弃了,随你怎样。此时,大灰狼奸笑着,留着口水说:那快告诉我小红帽在哪里? 25.大象把大便排在路中央,一只蚂蚁正好路过,它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰,不禁唱到:呀啦索,这就是青藏高原!~~~~我打了很久的,采纳一下吧!1 say to have a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find his glasses, then closed his eyes to climb on the ground, climb up, the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses. Wear a pair of sunglasses, a mirror to shine, it found that: Oh, I"m a panda3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice, really boring started pulling their hair, one, two, three, the last one left, and then he cold dead.4 once upon a time there lived a bird, he every day through a corn field, but unfortunately, a fire one day the cornfield, all corn into popcorn!!! The bird flew past later...... That the snow, cold dead.5 Xiao Ming Li of the new hair, the second day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, they ran out crying, crying tears, he would fly up.6 spider fell in love with the butterfly, butterfly refused it, spider ask: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, mixing all day on the Internet are not goodThe 7 summer day, two bananas walk on the road. Walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot, he said, good hot Oh, I want to take your clothes off. He put the skin to peel away. Results fell behind the banana. Then undressed banana becomes dried banana8 one day, three explorer finally find the "valley of hope", according to legend, just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want, then jump into Valley in large numbers, get what you want. So the three of them decided to try to have a look.The first is a goat, so he shouted, "a woman! The woman! "There was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for himThe second is a nerd, shouted "book book book book book! "Then, jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of booksThe third is a person always irresolute and hesitant, think of this way and that is not for them to decide the most love, an hour later, he finally determined, feel or money is the most useful, so he went to the valley edge. Accidentally kicked a stone, he scolded "shit! "But an unstable center of gravity down the valley.9 Xiaoming, will have an exam tomorrow nest, but the night was to watch TVXiao Ming mother asked: books are finished? Have an exam tomorrowXiaoming readily replied: Mom, I finished.Xiao Ming mother very happy praise Xiaoming: good, that tomorrow you will do a good jobXiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I said, "Mom, I see,.".The 10 panda love deer, expression love but was rejected. The panda roar ~ why? All this is why? The fawn timidly say: my mother said, wearing sunglasses is bad boy11 one day Xiaoming go on the road! Walked suddenly feel the foot is very acid! Why? Because he stepped on a lemon!Among the 12 Chinese characters which word is the coolest? G-string (cool)Towel "to" money "says: my son. You wear a doctor cap, also have a sudden rise in social status."Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins."I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 rooms two hall.13 one day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shot and killed one, how many are left?The students asked: is the silent pistol? No gunshots have how old? 80-100 db. Hits the bird in this city to violate the law? Don"t make. Are you sure that bird was killed? Determine. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: ", you told me a few birds left to go, OK? There is no deaf birds on the tree? No. There is no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees? No. There is no other tree, the tree has no other bird? No. If the birds were pregnant, calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird? Don"t count. Human bird have flowers? No flower, have ten only. The teacher was already sweating, and finishes class the bell sound, but the students continue to ask: is there any silly not afraid dead birds? All fear death. Will not shoot two? Can"t. Students with full confidence, said: if you answer no lie "killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree, then remains one, if you fall, does not remain. The teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!The 14 day, people pass the crossroads, found a super bloodcurdling thing, he found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong even in laughter!15 a long time ago, one night, there are only three shrimp pond, ha ha ha, a ghost put a fart die.16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth, a circle, think the human gene has many lessons, she caught a man, want to put him back in and about human gene text data. But its small size, don"t take him away, data too large, not a band. The anxiety, the ship"s computer help system way: "this person has a small stick can solve all of your problems......" Then she could see light suddenly, smile and keep slobber said to the man:"..... The U disk to me!".17 there is a depression, crossing the road, was accidentally truck tyre, be at one"s last gasp when he looked at his body, he said: "I was sweetened bean paste stuffing, not the meat stuffing"The 18 eldest brother, you don"t touch! You touch touch the hair above, let you feel lost, so tender skin, be felt by you running water! You let me how to sell? This peach is fresh, you do not buy it!19 once upon a time there was little sheep, one day he went out to play, the results hit the big bad wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you!!! The big surprise! Guess what, result how? Results the wolf ate the lamb.20 once upon a time there was a swordsman, he is very cold, cold heart, sword is cold, the cold dead21 once upon a time there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was surprised and ran faster and faster, finally becomes a freeway22 there is a tomato, was stone mix of Bata broken, and a tomato kipper and broken, and a tomato TA TA TA TA TA countless tomatoes smashed. Finally a tomato fell Ah Da! Tomato sauce!23 the commander of the soldiers asked: Combat stepped on landmines? Even grew up as the angry: depend, can do? Trampled the compensation.The 24 day, the three little pigs to avoid the wolf"s pursuit, and built three cabin. The wolf not laborious blow ruined grass, wood, brick house, the three little pigs are desperately run, but was caught up with the wolf. The three little pigs desperate to say, you do it. We give up, whatever you do. At this time, the wolf crafty smile, keep slobber said: please tell me where is the Little Red Riding Hood?25 elephants in the stool Pai Road Central, one of ants is pass by, the peak, it looked to the cloud can not help but sing: ah cable, this is the Qinghai Tibet plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~2023-06-23 08:04:521
求帮忙翻译几个英文 谢谢
what2023-06-23 08:05:0412
五款让你怀疑人生的APP:竟可用手机学舌吻?!
最近发现了几款脑洞不是一般大的APP,适用过之后都开始怀疑人生了,推荐给大家看一下。。。略污~小呀么小飞龙: 一款请不起美工的游戏 这款游戏App的画风就像它的名字一样有趣,又丑又萌且丑出一片新天地~在这个大家都努力提升画质的年代居然出现了这样一个反其道而行的游戏。一开始只是以为简陋而已,后来进入游戏发现,文字、设置等选项按钮居然也跟草稿一模一样。虽然界面丑出了新高度,但难度绝不输Flappybird。有兴趣的同学不妨挑战下。 胸口碎大石: 一款仿效江湖卖艺的游戏 一款考验敏捷的小游戏。游戏中,民间艺人向大家展示他的拿手绝活“胸口碎大石”,不过在表演的过程中一定得掌控好力度,不然石块下方的小伙伴就悲剧了~ Pah!啪: 一款会被人当作神经质的小游戏 Pah!是一款史上最神经质iPhone小游戏。它不需要手指和按键,直接通过声音就可以操控。喊“啊”可以控制飞机飞行,喊“啪”可以控制子弹发射。飞机的飞行高度取决于声音的大小,所以游戏时要时刻控制好音量,防止机毁人亡哟。在公共场合谨慎使用,否则估计很容易被认为是神经病哒~ FartCrushion: 一款恶搞朋友的利器 FartCrushion是苹果应用商店中众多放屁游戏之一,它的一大特点是可以通过设置在一定时间内自动发声。所以你只要预先设好时间,然后就能它来戏耍身边的朋友了。不用担心效果,FartCrushion的“屁声”足够真实,它的恶搞效果一定不会让你失望。 Realistic Kissing Simulator: 竟然可以用手机来学习舌吻 单身狗多年,都快忘记接吻的感觉了?不要紧,在此之前你可以学习一些必备技能。舌吻模拟游戏Realistic Kissing Simulator就是一款不错的工具,你可以用它来学习接吻。点击屏幕左下角、右下角的AZ和上下按键,你就可以操控两边的小人进行接吻了。对于这五款APP的产品经理及团队,只想说一句:您真会玩,我先粗去冷静一下。。。2023-06-23 08:05:431
请教几个有关德语的问题
德语没有音标 类似中国的拼音 单词怎么拼 就怎么读 福黑炽2023-06-23 08:05:555
英语f开头的与新闻有关的词语
fal-lal n.装饰品,花饰...fal-pad 脂[肪]垫...falbala n.荷叶边...falcadina 法耳卡德纳(欧洲南部伊斯的利亚地方病,以...falcate a.镰状的,钩状的镰形的,镰状的...falcated a.镰刀状的...falces 镰...falchion n.刀,剑...falcial 镰的...falciform a.镰状的镰形的,镰状的...falcon n.隼,猎鹰...falconer n.以鹰狩猎者,放鹰者,养鹰者...falconet n.小鹰,旧式小炮...falconry n.放鹰捕猎,训鹰术...falcula n.钩爪小脑镰...falcular 镰形的,镰状的...faldstool n.(主教等用的)折叠椅,跪拜台,祈祷用...Falernian n.(意大利)法勒那斯产的酒...fall n.落下,瀑布,采伐量,下降,落差,降低...fall-in 进入同步...fall-off n.下降,减少...fall-out 辐射性微尘,回降物,微粒回降...fall-pipe n.水落管...fall-trap n.陷阱...fallacious a.使人误解的,谬误的,不合理的,骗人的...fallacy n.错误的观念(或信念),谬见,谬论错觉...fallaway n.分开,排出,散开...fallback n.可依靠的东西,退却撤退...fallectomy 输卵管切除术...fallen a.堕落的,落下来的,陷落的fall的过...faller n.砍伐树木的人...fallibility n.易错,易误,出错性...fallible a.易错的,可能犯错的...falling a.落下的,坠落的,下降的消胀...falling-out n.吵架,争吵...falloff n.下降,排出,散开,分开,减退...fallopian n.输卵管,喇叭管...fallostomy 输卵管造口术...fallotomy 输卵管切断术...fallout n.原子尘的降下,辐射性微尘,原子尘,附...fallow n.休耕地a.休耕的,淡棕色的...Falone 2,4-滴磷酯...false a.错误的,虚伪的,假的,不老实的ad....false-card n.为迷惑对方出的牌...false-coiner 制造伪币者...false-hearted 不忠实的,欺诈的...falsehearted a.心存欺诈的,背信的...falsehood n.谎言,虚假(性)虚伪陈述,谎言,谬误...falsely ad.虚伪地,错误地,不实地...falseness n.虚伪,不正确,不忠实...falsetto n.假音,假声歌手...falsework n.脚手架...falsie n.衬垫,假胡须,假发...falsification n.伪造,歪曲伪造,曲解伪造,篡改,弄虚...falsifier n.伪造者,撒谎的人,伪证的人犯罪的假现...falsify vt.伪造,歪曲vi.说谎伪造者,伪证者...falsity n.虚伪,错误,不忠实,谎言伪造,篡改...falsu 虚伪的,欺诈的,欺骗的...faltboat n.折叠式小艇...falter vt.支吾地说vi.支吾,蹒跚地走n.颤...faltering a.犹豫的,蹒跚的,支吾的...falx 镰...famacide 诽谤,诽谤者,中伤者...famale 凹的...fame n.名望,名声,传说相关词组...famed a.著名的,闻名的相关词组...fames 饥饿...familia 家族,家长,户主...familial a.家族的,家庭的家族的,全家的...familiar a.熟悉的,常见的,亲密的n.熟友,常客...familiarity n.熟悉,精通,亲密...familiarization n.亲密,精通,熟悉...familiarize vt.使熟悉,使熟知,使通俗化相关词组...familiarly ad.不拘礼地,亲密地,随意地...familism n.家庭主义家庭主义...family n.家庭,家人,族a.家庭的族(周期表)...famine n.饥荒,缺乏,饥饿...famish vt.使挨饿vi.饥饿,挨饿...famished a.饥馑的...famosus 诽谤人格,诽谤名誉,造谣中伤的...famous a.出名的,极好的...famously ad.极好地,非常令人满意地...famphur 氨磺磷...famulus n.助手...fan n.风扇,迷,狂热者,爱好者vt.煽动,...fan-in 扇入...fan-jet n.鼓风式喷气发动机,鼓风式喷气飞机...fan-out 扇出...fan-shaped a.扇状的扇形的...FANA 荧光抗核抗体试验...fanasil 周效磺胺...fanatic n.狂热者,盲信a.狂热的,盲信的...fanatical a.狂热的,盲信的...fanatically ad.狂热地,盲信地...fanaticism n.狂热,入迷...fanaticize vt.(使)成为狂热,(使)产生盲信...fancied a.空想的,虚构的,受喜爱的...fancier n.空想家,育种者,爱好者...fanciful a.奇怪的,稀奇的,想像的...fancily ad.空想地,花哨地,做作地...fanciness n.空想,花哨,做作...fancy n.想象力,幻想,喜好a.想象的,精美的...fancy-free a.无约束的,无忧无虑的,未解恋爱滋味的...fancywork n.刺绣,钩针织品...fandangle n.精制装饰,胡闹...fandango n.胡闹,方丹戈舞...fane n.寺院,神庙...fanfare n.喇叭边(或号角)嘹亮吹奏声,吹牛...fanfaronade n.吹牛,夸口...fanfold n.复写簿...fang n.尖牙,犬牙牙根,尖牙,蛇类毒牙...fangchinoline 防己醇灵...fanged a.有尖牙的,有毒牙的,有牙根的...fangicide 杀真菌剂...fango 温泉泥,矿泥...fangotherapy 温泉疗泥法...fanion n.测旗(测量用小旗)...fanlight n.扇形窗...fanlike a.象扇的,折迭的,象风扇般转动的...fanner n.摇扇人,电风扇,通风机...Fannia 厕蝇属...fannings n.簸出物,筛出的粗茶叶...fanout 分列(帐户)...fantabulous a.极出色的...fantail n.扇形尾部,鸭尾艄...fantailed a.扇形尾的...fantascope 幻视器...fantasia n.幻想曲...fantasize vt.vi.想象,出现幻想,产生幻想,使...fantast n.幻想家,梦想家幻想者...fantastic a.奇妙的,稀奇的,空想的...fantasticality n.奇异,荒唐,怪念头...fantasticate vt.使变得奇形怪状,使变得荒唐...fantastico n.可笑的怪人...fantasy n.幻想,想象的产物幻想...fantod n.烦燥,(感情等的)爆发,惊恐...fanwise ad.呈扇形展开a.呈扇形展开的...FAO (联合国)粮食及农业组织...FAQ 中等品,码头交货(价格)常见问题文本...far a.远的,久远的,遥远的ad.甚远地,很...far-end n.远端...far-famed a.驰名的,威名远播的...far-field 远场...far-flung a.广布的,遥远的...far-gone a.遥远的,行将结束的,快死的...far-infrared 超松红外光...far-off a.遥远的,心不在焉的...far-out a.最新颖的,不寻常的,极端的,出神的,...far-ranging a.广泛的...far-reaching a.深远的,广泛的,伸至远处的...far-sighted a.有远见的,远视的,慎重的...Far. 感应电的...farad n.法拉(电容单位)法拉(电容单位)...faradaic a.感应电流的...faraday n.法拉第...faradic a.法拉第的,感应电的,感应电流的感应电...faradimeter 感应电流计...faradiol 款冬二醇...faradipuncture 感应电[流]针刺法...faradism n.感应电应用,感应电疗法感应电,感应电...faradization n.感应电疗法电疗感应电疗法...faradize vt.用感应电流刺激(肌肉),以感应电流...faradmeter 法拉计...faradocontractility 感应电伸缩性...faradomuscular 感应电肌肉的...faradonervous 感应电神经的...faradopalpation 感应电触诊法...faradotherapy 感应电疗法...faraway a.遥远的,恍惚的,出神的...farce n.闹剧,滑稽剧,胡闹...farcical a.笑剧的,滑稽的,笑剧性的...farcie a.塞有馅的...farcinia 鼻疽,马鼻疽...farcinicin 皮疽菌素;金丝菌素...farcinoma 鼻疽瘤...farcy n.皮疽病马皮疽,慢性鼻疽...fare n.费用,旅客,食物vi.进展,进步,经...fare-thee-well n.完善,极度...fare-you-well n.完善,极度...farewell n.辞别,再见,再会interj.再会相...Farey 法雷...farfara 款冬叶...farfetched a.牵强的,靠不住的,乱七八糟的...farfuraceous 糠状的,皮屑状的...fargite 钠沸石;红钠沸石...farigue 发光疲劳...farina n.谷粉,粉末,淀粉谷粉,面粉...farinaceous a.谷粉制的,粉状的,含淀粉的谷粉的,含...farinometer 面粉谷胶测定器...farinose a.粉末状的,生淀粉的,产粉的...farkleberry n.臼莓...farm n.农场,农田vt.耕种vi.种田农场,...farm-in 受让,转入...farmee 承让人...farmer n.农夫,农场主农民,农场主,承包者...farmhand n.农场工人...farmhouse n.农舍...farmiglucin 巴龙霉素...farming n.农业,耕作...farmland n.农田...farmor 转让人...farmost a.最远的...farmstead n.农场及其建筑物...farmyard n.农家庭院...farnesene 法呢烯;金合欢烯...farnesol 法呢醇;金合欢醇麝子油醇,法尼醇...farnesylpyrophosphate 法尼焦磷酸;焦磷酸法呢酯...farnoquinone 法呢醌;金合欢醌;维生素K-2维生素K2...faro n.法罗牌戏...farouche a.沉默寡言的,不善交际的,不易亲密的...farraginous a.拼凑而成的,混杂的...farrago n.混杂,混杂物...farrier n.蹄铁匠,兽医...farriery n.蹄铁术,蹄铁场,马掌铺...farrow n.一窝小猪,猪的一胎...farseeing a.看的远的,目光远大的,有远见的...farsighted a.能看到远处的,有先见之明的,远视的远...farsightedness 远视...fart n.屁vi.放屁...farther a.更远的,进一步的ad.更远的,此外,...farthermost a.最远的...farthest a.最远的,最久的ad.最远,far的最...farthing n.法寻(1/4便士),不值钱的东西...farthingale n.裙环,(用裙环撑开的)裙环裙...FAS 船边交货(价格)...Fasc. 束...fascia n.带,招牌筋膜,绷带...fasciagram 筋膜造影片...fasciagraphy 筋膜造影术...fascial 筋膜的...fasciaplasty 筋膜成形术...fasciate a.用带子束住的...fasciated a.用带子束住的...fascicle n.小束,(神经)束,(书籍的)分册,一...fascicled a.成束的,簇生的...fascicular a.丛生的,群生的束状的,成束的...fasciculation n.束状成束,[肌纤维]自发性收缩...fascicule n.分册...fasciculi 束...fasciculus n.小束,纤维束,分册束...fasciectomy 筋膜切除术...fasciitis 筋膜炎...fascinate vt.令人入神,使着迷vi.入迷...fascinating a.迷人的,吸引人的,使人神魂颠倒的...fascination n.令人着迷的事物,入迷,魅力...fascinator n.迷人者,网眼毛披巾...fascine n.柴捆...fascinum 符咒,压邪器(挂在小孩项上)...fasciodesis 筋膜固定术...fasciola 小片,小束,小绷带...fasciolar 小片的,小束的,小绷带的...fascioliasis 片吸虫病...Fasciolidae 片形科...fasciolopsiasis 布[斯克]氏姜片虫病...Fasciolopsis 姜片虫属...fascioplasty 筋膜成形术...fasciorrhaphy 筋膜缝术...fasciotomy 筋膜切开术...fascism n.法西斯主义,极端国家主义...fascist n.法西斯主义者,法西斯党员...fascitis 筋膜炎...fasclation 绷法,包扎法...fash vt.使苦恼,使生气n.烦恼,麻烦,麻烦...fashion n.流行,风尚,时样vt.形成,造,作式...fashionable a.时髦的,上流社会的,流行的...fashionably ad.时髦地,按照流行地...fashioning 精加工...fashionmonger n.创流行的人,赶时髦的人...fasicle 束...fast a.快速的,紧的ad.很快地,紧紧地,彻...累死了。。你自己慢慢找吧。。。2023-06-23 08:06:111
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A,Fartefarfalla什么牌子衣服
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求超高清晰版的电视剧《白蛇传》(刘涛主演)下载地址
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Gpis不是美国的吗?
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iss什么意思?
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不规则四棱台体积
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格洛纳斯的主要问题
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ISS 1、ISS(欧艾斯)集团( 于丹麦为一间保全公司,公司后来进入清洁维护市场,经过多年来业务不断壮大,服务项目不断增加,目前已成为全球最大的设施服务集团之一。集团是世界领先的设施服务公司之一、全球第四大私营企业雇主、2011年度世界排名第二的全球最佳外包公司(IAOP)。 2、International Space Station 国际空间站是正在建造中的一个国际大项目,由美国、俄罗斯、日本、加拿大以及多个欧洲国家等参加,耗资将达数百亿美元。它由36个组件组成,总重量为470吨,体积为1200立方米,长88米,太阳能电池幅长110米,供电系统的功率超过50千瓦,它将保证由7名宇航员组成的乘员组在40万米高度的轨道上长期飞行和工作。空间站可容纳15人同时进行科学考察,它的使用寿命约为15年。 3、软通动力(纽交所上市代码:ISS)是中国领先的全方位IT服务及行业解决方案提供商,立足中国,服务大中华区和全球市场。业务范围涵盖咨询及解决方案、IT服务及业务流程外包(BPO)服务等,是高科技、通信、银行/企业金融/保险、医疗健康、电力及公用事业等行业重要的IT综合服务提供商和战略合作伙伴。 4、智能管理(监控)系统ISS全称为Intelligent Supervisory System,它是专门为嵌入式网络监控设备而开发的客户端应用程序,该客户端管理软件是一个使用C/S架构、并基于网络的综合视频管理平台。通过这个平台,让使用本系统的终端用户在LAN或者Internet环境下实现对前端所有网络视频监控设备的集中监视、存储、数据转发、管理和控制。 5、inno setup软件完成软件安装制作过程中产生的具有一定格式的编码文件。 6、ISS中国网吧超级赛(Internet cafes Super Series)是顺网科技旗下的专业的网吧竞技赛事平台,为众多电子竞技爱好者提供各种类型游戏的官方赛事同时,协助网吧业主通过电竞赛事为网吧增收,致力于成为广大网吧玩家及网吧业主享受高品质竞技体验的综合性赛事服务平台。2023-06-23 08:01:581
iss是什么缩写
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iss是什么意思
1.国际太空站(International Space Station,英文简称ISS) 2.惯性测量系统,iss2023-06-23 08:01:312
格洛纳斯全球卫星导航系统的主要服务内容是什么?
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什么是GLONASS?与GNSS和GPSU有何区别
GLONASS、Galileo、GPS、北斗这些导航卫星系统统称GNSS(Global Navigation Satellite System)。GPS——美国的卫星导航系统。GLONASS——俄罗斯Galileo——欧洲北斗——中国。2023-06-23 08:01:081
帕拉梅拉底盘系统失效什么原因
据边肖了解,很多朋友对一些汽车知识了解不多。前段时间,有朋友问边肖帕拉梅拉底盘系统故障?下面简单介绍一下自己的看法。想了解的朋友看一看可能对你有帮助。Paramera底盘系统的故障状态第一种情况:仪表盘显示底盘系统故障。先拔出钥匙,然后重新启动汽车。这时候如果不显示出来,大部分就没事了。底盘升降是否正常,最好就地试一试。第二种情况:仪表盘显示底盘系统故障。先拔出钥匙,然后重新启动汽车。如果还是显示,说明有问题。可能原因:空气压缩机(气泵)及相关电路故障;阀组及相关电路故障;系统泄漏(如空气弹簧、相关喷嘴);调节单元故障。第三种情况:仪表盘不显示底盘故障。底盘举升时发现车身无法达到预定高度,隔一段时间举一次需要很长时间。这种情况多是因为底盘升降时,压缩机仅停止工作一次,需要更换压缩机。因为看不到实车,所以无法做出准确的判断。我们提倡去4S店或者正规的汽修店,让专业的技师先检查一下,确定问题,对症维修。2023-06-23 08:01:081
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