英语翻译I love spaghetti bolognaise.If people don't mind sharing

英语翻译
I love spaghetti bolognaise.
If people don't mind sharing it.
Thw only problem witn it is I always end up wearing it.
They're showed me how to twist the fork,so I won't make a mess.
But when I think I've got it right,I drop it on my dress/
And sandwiches if roast beef with gravy oozing out are quite a big disaster whenever I'm abuot.
It doesn't really matter what sort of food I eat.
Somehow it ends up ON me,form my nect down to my feet.
So don't ask me to dinner.
I don't think I'll be daring it' because my problem always is I seem to end up wearing it!
不要用翻译,那个根本就不行,不信用英文翻译中文,根本一点都不通顺