英语翻译I am so depressed that girls do not want to go out with

英语翻译
I am so depressed that girls do not want to go out with me,the 300-pound man toid his firend.I've tried everything to lose weight
I think I can help,said the firend.Be dressed and ready to go torning,a beautiful woman in a skintight exercise suit knocked at the man's door,If you can catch me,you can ran after her.
This went on every day for the next five months.The man lost 115 pounds and felt confiden that he would catch the woman the next day.that morning he opened his ftont door and found a 300-pounds woman in a jogging suit waiting for him.your firend said thai if I could catch you,I could have you
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