在喝了三罐啤酒后,玛丽连站都站不起来了的英语翻译

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Contents: 36 apartments next door to Mrs. Brown had three cans of Coca-Cola to 2 gallons of milk, can deliver it is 2 cans Coca-Cola, 3 gallons of milk, Mrs. Brown, I hope you come back to call him back (399-8689)

27×（1-1/3）
=27×2/3
=18罐

设汉堡价格为X.可乐价格为Y.
2X+3Y=75
3X+2Y=125
结果为X= 45 Y= - 5
所以.该假设不成立.
-_-

1首先我需要一个桌子,这里有三罐饮料,咖啡 可乐 凉茶
First, i need a table. There are three cans of drink, coffee, Cola and cold tea.
一样,我现在需要一名观众上来,上来之后我要请他随便选择一罐饮料
Then, now i need one audience to come up, then i will ask him or her to choose one can of drink.
他会选择哪一罐,昨天我做梦已经梦到了,并放到里面去了
Which one will he choose? I had dreamed that and i have put it in it.
2那你放三罐就好了
You can just set three cans.
1我是魔术师,你不能瞧不起我的专业,拿着
I am a magician,you can not look down on my professional, take it...
2好重啊
How heavy it is!
1确定我不会把里面的东西换掉.这是你的工作
Make sure that i don't change the thing inside. And this is your work.
2OK
Ok!
1我需要一位志愿的观众.老师帮一下忙好吗
I need one voluntary audience. Could Mr.xx/ Missxx give me a hand,please?
1掌声鼓励一下
Let’s clap hands for him (or her).
三罐饮料,等一会我会请你选中其中的一罐,拿起来举高,等一下.你的选择在我的预料之中.
Three cans of drink, i will let you choose one of them, hang it up, wait.
What you choose is in my expected.
为了避免大家影响你的选择,所以我们用板子挡起来
In order to avoid someone affect your choice, we block it with the board
你在这里慢慢想一下,考虑好之后.把你想得那罐举起来.还不要,等一下,我数到三再选择.请选择.
Pls think a bit and hang up the one you choose.
Not yet, wait a minute, choose it when i count to three.
Pls choose it.
可乐.
Cola
可乐.谢谢大家
Cola. Thank you all.
2这里面还有什么?
What is also inside?
1,没有啊.你以为有三罐是吗.你真聪明,这里确实有三罐.but cola and cola
Nothing. You think there are three cans, right? You are clever, there are three cans indeed.
谢谢大家
Thank you all!
想不想学?想不想学?
Would you like to learn? Would you?
2想 想想
Think, think a bit...
1这个魔术是这个样的,我解释一下这个魔术的原理.我没和他串通过.问题出在这个板子上面
This magic is something like this, let me explain the principle of it.
The problem is on the board.
2哈哈哈
Hahaha...
1谢谢
Thank you
2她人好.如果是我,我就不选可乐.那你怎么办?
She is so kind. But if it is me, i won't choose cola. Then how can you do?
1那你就错了.有人看到你写这个字他就偏偏不选这个可乐
Then you are wrong.
The people won't choose this Cola when he see what you have written.
2对啊
Yes
1没有关系.这个罐子是拿不起来的
Never mind. It can not be carried up.