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春秋时代,有个叫俞伯牙的人,精通音律,琴艺高超,是当时著名的琴师.俞伯牙年轻的时候聪颖好学,曾拜高人为师,琴技达到水平,但他总觉得自己还不能出神入化地表现对各种事物的感受.伯牙的老师知道他的想法后,就带他乘船到东海的蓬莱岛上,让他欣赏大自然的景色,倾听大海的波涛声.伯牙举目眺望,只见波浪汹涌,浪花激溅;海鸟翻飞,鸣声入耳;山林树木,郁郁葱葱,如入仙境一般.一种奇妙的感觉油然而生,耳边仿佛咯起了大自然那和谐动听的音乐.他情不自禁地取琴弹奏,音随意转,把大自然的美妙融进了琴声,伯牙体验到一种前所未有的境界.老师告诉他:“你已经学了.”
一夜伯牙乘船游览.面对清风明月,他思绪万千,于是又弹起琴来,琴声悠扬,渐入佳境.忽听岸上有人叫绝.伯牙闻声走出船来,只见一个樵夫站在岸边,他知道此人是知音当即请樵夫上船,兴致勃勃地为他演奏.伯牙弹起赞美高山的曲调,樵夫说道:“真好!雄伟而庄重,好像高耸入云的泰山一样!”当他弹奏表现奔腾澎湃的波涛时,樵夫又说:“真好!宽广浩荡,好像看见滚滚的流水,无边的大海一般!”伯牙兴奋色了,激动地说:“知音!你真是我的知音.”这个樵夫就是钟子期.从此二人成了非常要好的朋友.
急求简单又好笑的相声或小品!100字左右!
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父亲:儿子,要过年了,我们去贴春联.我先贴上联,贴下联时你在下面帮我看,上下联要一样高.要是下联比上联低,你就说‘高升’,要是下联比上联高,你就说‘发财’.
儿子:好的.
父亲贴好上联后举着下联比量,让儿子看,结果等了很久儿子也不说话.
父亲:兔崽子,我胳膊都举酸了,怎么不说话?
儿子:爸,你既不高升,也不发财,正好!
父亲本想在过年时讨个了吉利话,没想到儿子这么说,气得给了儿子两脚.
你课外读过的文章中可能有最感动的一刻没有最好笑的一还有可能是有哲理的请介
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最喜欢的鞋,总能带我们到最幸福的地方
我是五(4)班的同学,需要好笑的4字校运会口号,请好心人帮帮忙
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强身健体,立志成材,2班2班,非同一般
扬帆把舵,奋勇拼搏,看我三班,锐不可当
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铁心拼搏,争创一流
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挑战自我,超越梦想,团结互助,共创佳绩
励精图治,开拓进取,超越刘翔,从我做起
九班九班,勇夺桂冠,齐心协力,共创辉煌
团结进取,开拓创新,顽强拼搏,争创一流
互相学习,取长补短,再接再厉,勇攀高峰
与时俱进,开拓创新,顽强拼搏,勇夺第一
励精图治, 争创一流,好好学习,天天向上
八年二班,猛虎出山, 八年二班, 锐不可当
奋力拼搏,扬我班风,努力学习,勇争第一
八(4)精英,敢闯敢拼,齐心协力,争创佳绩
青春如火,超越自我,八年五班, 奋勇拼搏
看我六班,影子飒爽, 奋勇拼搏,展现自我
励精图治,奋发向上,努力拼搏,永不言弃
八班一出,谁与争锋,横扫赛场,唯我称雄
挥动激情,放飞梦想,团结拼搏,树我雄风
十班,十班, 锐不可当,超越自我,再创辉煌
顽强拼搏,拥抱胜利,十一,十一,勇争第一
挥动激情,挑战自我,突破极限,超越自我
1、发展体育运动,增强人民体质!
2、全民健身,利国利民,功在当代,利在千秋!
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6、人人关心体育,体育造福人人!
1、努力拼搏,永夺第一.
2、我精彩,我运动.
3、我运动,我健康,我快乐.
4、超越极限,超越自我.
5、团结拼搏,永创辉煌
6、团结、拼搏奋斗.
7、青春无畏,逐梦扬威.
8、我运动、我快乐我锻炼、我提高
9、比出风采、超越自我
10、更强我能、更快更高.
11、拼搏追取、善学勤
12团结拼搏拼搏进
13努力奋斗勇敢争先
14文明守纪拥抱胜利
15努力拼搏自强不息
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17天道酬勤健康起来
18赛出成绩安全第一
19团结文明展现风采
20追梦扬威奋勇争先
齐心协力,永创佳绩,顽强拼搏, 齐心协力,永创佳绩,顽强拼搏,所向无敌
好多,你自己选吧.
下面句子中加点的虚词,使用正确的一项是( ) A.关于日前出现在报端的那些言论,我虽然又好气又好笑,但也颇有些
下面句子中加点的虚词,使用正确的一项是( )
A.关于日前出现在报端的那些言论,我虽然又好气又好笑,但也颇有些高兴,因为毕竟有人回应了。
B.尽管多少人都不愿意留在这个偏远小山村,但为了这里的孩子,她还是留了下来,当她的山村教师。
C.既然我们已经立下决心要夺取今年联赛的冠军,因此我们的训练就应该更加认真,更加刻苦。
D.既然你自己已不再对往事作无益的回顾与忏悔,那么面对今天的事情又何须自寻烦恼呢?
寻找幸福的过客1年前1
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D

(A“对于”引出对象,“关于”引出涉及的事物或范围。“言论”是对象,故宜用“对于”。B“尽管”的后面应用确定的词语,如“许多”。C“既然”不能与“因此”搭配。)
so not remotely funny 为什么是一点也不好笑的意思
so not remotely funny 为什么是一点也不好笑的意思
看美剧的时候看到的
remotely不是遥远的么
那离funny不遥远不就是很好笑么
为什么翻译成一点也不好笑呢?
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2523417 共回答了20个问题 | 采纳率95%
emotely adv
(通常用於否定句中) to a very small or slight degree (程度)极微地,极轻地:
It isn't remotely possible that you will be chosen to go.挑选你去的可能性并非很小.
The essay isn't even remotely relevant to the topic.这篇文章毫不切题.
not remotely = 毫不、一点也不
这里不是“遥远”的意思.
根据意思写出相对应的成语。 ①心境开阔,精神愉快。( ) ②见到或听到好笑
根据意思写出相对应的成语。
①心境开阔,精神愉快。()
②见到或听到好笑的事,不由自主地笑出声来。 ()
③不能分开的缘分,指亲密的关系或深厚的感情。 ()
④比喻回想某一事物,越想越觉得有意思。()
⑤古代神话传说:盘古氏开辟天地,开始有人类历史。后常比喻空前的,自古以来没有过的。()
⑥精神上无所寄托,感到什么都没意思。()
⑦形容对事物了解得非常清楚,像把东西放在手掌里给人家看一样。()
⑧描写或模仿得非常逼真。()
⑨理由正当充足,言辞严正有力。()
⑩与***上的人们隔离,断绝来往。形容隐居或人迹不到的极偏僻地方。()
yan06201年前1
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①心旷神怡
②哑然失笑
③不解之缘
④回味无穷
⑤开天辟地
⑥百无聊赖
⑦了如指掌
⑧惟妙惟肖
⑨义正词严
⑩与世隔绝
英语翻译如果你看过周星驰的电影,你会觉得有些情节不可思议但很好笑.因为周星驰是无厘头风格的开创人.我认为他最经典的一部电
英语翻译
如果你看过周星驰的电影,你会觉得有些情节不可思议但很好笑.因为周星驰是无厘头风格的开创人.我认为他最经典的一部电影是喜剧之王,在这部电影中男主角的经历就是他真实的经历,我们可以感受到他的艰苦.我还很喜欢他的功夫这部电影,相信大家都看过.我们都知道,黄圣依和张柏芝是很有名的,但是在电影方面,黄圣依是通过功夫而出名,张柏芝是通过喜剧之王而出名,所以他们也被称为星女郎.最后,我很希望大家在空闲时间能看他的电影,能带来很多快乐.今天我的演讲完了,
baoxiangbao1年前1
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翻译吗?不知道我能不能完美翻译,毕竟才过了四级,可能有些词拼写有错误,但是绝对是本人自己写的,不是用金山- -!if you have ever watch ZhouXingchi's film,some of his show is amazing but it's really funny.Cause Zhou is the first man who made the style of unreasonable.In my opinions I think his histroic movie is ,in this film the story of film hero is the ture story of himself,we can see his hardness.Besides I also love his film named ,and a lots of had ever seem it.We all knows that Huang and Zhang is very famous,but Huang become famous by means of ,and Zhang is famous by means of ,so they also been named “women of Xing”.At last,I hope you can watch his film in your spare time,it can brings you lots of happyness.My speach is over now,thank you!太费劲了,知道你是在写作文,那你也稍微多给点分吧,不是我今天没事我才不写这个呢,作文还是自己写的好,依赖别人没用的
求英语笑话,要好笑的,拜托了!
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ne day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
你听过最好笑的一句话
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一天,王先生开车回家.
突然,旁边飙过一辆大奔,从他身边开过时,司机冲他喊到:
“哥们,开过大奔吗?”说完,“嗖”的一下飙远了.
王先生很火大,加大油门追了上去.
眼看快追上了,那个司机又伸出脑袋冲他大喊:
“哥们,开过大奔吗?”然后,“嗖”的又不见了.
“靠,牛B什么!”王先生骂完后心里舒服了点,于是不再追了.
又开了一会,
王先生看到刚在那辆大奔翻倒在路边,他很好奇,慢慢的开车靠近.
只见那个司机被压在车下,有气无力的说:
“哥们,开过大奔吗?知道它的刹车在哪吗?”.
狮子感到好笑,说;“老弟,你一个小小的老鼠还能帮我什么忙?把这句话换种说法
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狮子感到好笑,说:“老弟,你一个小小的老鼠还能帮我什么忙?’’
英语翻译帮忙翻译以下几句英文,要求专业﹑准确.⒈“这一点也不好笑,先生.”⒉“我当然知道这句话是废话,只是帮你打发时间.
英语翻译
帮忙翻译以下几句英文,要求专业﹑准确.
⒈“这一点也不好笑,先生.”
⒉“我当然知道这句话是废话,只是帮你打发时间.”
⒊“好冷.”
不要电脑翻译,太死板了.
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⒈“这一点也不好笑,先生.”
It's not funny at all, sir
⒉“我当然知道这句话是废话,只是帮你打发时间.”
I'm well aware of that the word makes no sense, I 'm just heling you to kill time
⒊“好冷.”
I'm so chilled.
把汉语换成英语句子以前我从来没读过这么好笑的故事.
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I've never read so funny stories.
那个故事是如此好笑以至于我们都笑了翻译
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The story is so funny that we all laughed.
他觉得你的话很好笑英文怎么讲?
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He found your words funny.
我想找那种词语或者一句话,反过来说很好笑的,不是意思反,是字反过来。
0203040131年前4
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我 的生字表
形容当你想起以前某一样事就感觉好笑的成语,谢谢
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趣意深长.
英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 一定要好笑 ,
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参考老友记不是很好嘛,那个多搞笑呀~
介绍关于物理方面的名言?1.想了解物理学家的名言,越多越好.2.想了解搞笑的事情--文章,趣事,等等,只要好笑就好.
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跟我联系danwangwuwang@eyou.com
这则英语笑话为什么好笑?A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a sto
这则英语笑话为什么好笑?
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.The bartender looks at him
and says,"What'll it be buddy?"
  The man says,"Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,then the next,then
the next,and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were
served.Staring in disbelief,the bartender asks why he's doing all this
drinking.
  "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
  The bartender hastily asks,"What do you have pal?"
  The man quickly replies,"I have a dollar."
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意思我大概说一下.
男人要了好多酒,而且喝的飞快.酒保问他为什么喝那么快,男人说如果你有我所拥有的东西那你也会这样,酒保问,兄弟你有什么啊?男人说,我(只)有一美元.
意思很明了,男人打算喝了酒就跑,一美元付不了那么多酒的.
请问1+1=?(请写出最好笑的答案)
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老师问小明1+1等于几,小明说不知道,老师让他回家问家长.
小明回到家,问妈妈,妈妈在打麻将.
小明问妈妈1+1等于几,妈妈没听小明说话,说:“二饼!”
小明问爸爸,爸爸在喝啤酒:爽!
小明问爷爷,爷爷在看电视:美丽的青藏高原!
小明问姐姐,姐姐在打电话:我在楼下等你!
小明问奶奶,奶奶有神经病:我滴家在茅屎坑,咿呀咿呀哦
第二天,老师问小明1+1等于几?小明说:二饼!”
老师给了小明一个巴掌,小明:爽!
老师:你知道这是哪吗?
小明:美丽的青藏高原!
老师:你给我滚!
小明:我在楼下等你!
老师:你家在哪儿,我要去家访(怒发冲冠)
小明:我滴家在茅屎坑,咿呀咿呀哦
求一篇英语短文,150~200单词,要有趣生动,比较好笑
求一篇英语短文,150~200单词,要有趣生动,比较好笑
我要背出来给全班人,现在才读初二,
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非要这么长吗?
有一个短点儿的 不到120
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
不知道你看懂了没
西方有这么一个观点 就是金发美女都是蠢蛋 所以就有了一个恶毒的专门笑话门类:blonde jokes
这个笑话的笑点在于:金发美女是不会动脑子的 “I think”就是句谎话
中译英翻译客厅里一帮人在装模作样的跳集体舞,我觉得很好笑.
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In the living room group of people are putting on airs to jump thegroup dance,I think very funnily.
把杨桃画成了五角星,有什么好笑呢?把这一句话用成语表达.
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自以为是 不懂装懂
不识庐山真面目 只缘身在此山中
简单的英语笑话又短又好笑的
hypdkg1年前1
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Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头. 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式.
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车.接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了.她的惯性使她接近了我的脚.我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来.她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
英语笑话(一)
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.
英语笑话(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.
-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
英语笑话(三)
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪.
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.
-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧.
英语笑话(六)The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答.
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有关表面皿的问题百度看到的资料出现了矛盾的地方1.表面皿可以用来蒸发液体2.表面皿不可直接或间接加热这就好笑了,不加热怎
有关表面皿的问题
百度看到的资料出现了矛盾的地方
1.表面皿可以用来蒸发液体
2.表面皿不可直接或间接加热
这就好笑了,不加热怎么快速蒸发
是我理解错了吗?
makeworld1年前1
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表面皿只是一片薄玻璃,是不能加热的,资料上说的蒸发,指的是少量液体,一般不超过20ml(具体视规格而定)只能等他缓慢蒸发.一般是放在干燥器里,这样快一点.具体的可以放在室温较高的地方,这样不加热就可以快速蒸发.
找一个2分钟可以说完的英语笑话没什么人知道的也行...要好笑的!这最重要!
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He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled,put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother,sonny.Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap,sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里.客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说.
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Do you
know what does it mean?It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性,缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S,(All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.
找一些有趣的句子,写生日卡片不要一般的什么发短信用的生日祝福语. 可以是很好笑的笑话,或者激励人的句子,或者有文采的祝福
找一些有趣的句子,写生日卡片
不要一般的什么发短信用的生日祝福语. 可以是很好笑的笑话,或者激励人的句子,或者有文采的祝福语,或者有哲理的句子 越多越好啊 ,谢谢大家啦! 藏头诗也要啊ps:她姓名: 王芬 18岁生日,但她很忌讳她的年龄,所以不要涉及她的年龄
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藏头诗,希望能帮到你 祝君长咏梦熊诗,
愿报何人得桂枝.
王母夭桃一度开,
芬芳鸡舌向南宫.
生死向前山可穴,
日更时中望不斜.
快活不知如我者,
乐游原上清秋节.
笑他寒燕一双双,
口口相传不记文.
常闻欲向沧江去,
开元之人乐且康.
“以前我从来没读过像这么好笑的故事”用英文怎么说
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I have not read a funny story like this