读笑话,回答问题——想一想,玛丽为什么会这样回答妈妈?

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读笑话,回答问题——想一想,玛丽为什么会这样回答妈妈?
晚上,三岁的玛丽已经躺在床上,她请求母亲:“妈妈,给我一个苹果吧!”
“孩子,太晚了,苹果已经睡觉了.”
“不,小的也许睡了,但大的肯定还没睡呢!”

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lanliping 共回答了19个问题 | 采纳率84.2%
小苹果指孩子,小孩子们,就比如玛丽一样,早早的睡觉了
大苹果指大人,大人们,就如文中的母亲,还没有睡觉
所以,玛丽才会如此回答妈妈
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心灵捕手里女主角讲的玛丽给派帝blowjob的那个笑话是模仿什么地方的口音 英国口音 是法国口音 应该是英国口音
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小苹果指孩子,大苹果指大人,
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Hi,Jack,I have heard of your problems in learing Chinese.You don't have a very standard Chinese pronounciation,but it can be acceptable.When I learnt English at the very beginning,I didn't pronounce English well,either.If so,you can try to listen to some CCTV news,even you can't understand them very well.But it's helpful.And I will advice you to practicing more and more even sometimes you will make some mistakes.You said that you can't identify some Chinese character.You can keep remembering these characters to solve the problem. As to the Chinese cluture,it's a long-term way to study,so you can always keep an eye on it and accumulate your knowledge.
仿照例子,例:风人不停电地吹,小草来回地摇摆。回答:风儿不知向小草说了什么笑话,乐得小草前仰后合。(1)春风不停地吹,小
仿照例子,例:风人不停电地吹,小草来回地摇摆。回答:风儿不知向小草说了什么笑话,乐得小草前仰后合。(1)春风不停地吹,小草渐渐从里冒出来。(2)浪花涌上岸滩,又退了回去。
3000点诱多1年前1
3000点诱多 共回答了1个问题 | 采纳率100%
你的回答完美的解决了我的问题,谢谢!
找一些有趣的句子,写生日卡片不要一般的什么发短信用的生日祝福语. 可以是很好笑的笑话,或者激励人的句子,或者有文采的祝福
找一些有趣的句子,写生日卡片
不要一般的什么发短信用的生日祝福语. 可以是很好笑的笑话,或者激励人的句子,或者有文采的祝福语,或者有哲理的句子 越多越好啊 ,谢谢大家啦! 藏头诗也要啊ps:她姓名: 王芬 18岁生日,但她很忌讳她的年龄,所以不要涉及她的年龄
诺佛杀星1年前2
lxf6666 共回答了20个问题 | 采纳率80%
藏头诗,希望能帮到你 祝君长咏梦熊诗,
愿报何人得桂枝.
王母夭桃一度开,
芬芳鸡舌向南宫.
生死向前山可穴,
日更时中望不斜.
快活不知如我者,
乐游原上清秋节.
笑他寒燕一双双,
口口相传不记文.
常闻欲向沧江去,
开元之人乐且康.
求一篇爆笑英语小笑话高中以下水平,要爆笑,带翻译的 ……
好刀利剑靓锋1年前1
为谁而来_ee 共回答了24个问题 | 采纳率95.8%
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.一天,教授正在给学生们监考.他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待.Once the test was ove...
求个英语笑话`要翻译哦`
jessiejing201年前3
gxzjl 共回答了18个问题 | 采纳率100%
我这里有个简单又好笑的
是教材里的
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions but the student couldn't answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
"Who was Beethoven?'"She asked.
The student thought for some time and then answered,"A king".
"No,he was a musician,"the teacher said.She was getting a little angry now,but she was trying not to show it.
The she asked,"Who was the first president of the USA?"
The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted:"George Washington!"The student got up and begin to walk towards the door.
"Come back!"the teacher said."i didn't tell you to go."
"Oh,I'm sorry."the student said,"I thought you called the next student."
一位老师在问她的一位学生很多问题,但这位学生一点儿也答不上.最后老师决定问他一点简单的,让他能答上几题.
老师问:"谁是贝多芬?"
那位学生想了一会儿,说:"一个国王."
"不,他是一位音乐家."老师说.她已经有点生气了,但她竭力不让自己表现出来.
然后她再问,"谁是美国的第一任总统?"
那位学生想了很长时间,最后没能说出来.老师非常生气地大叫:"乔治.华盛顿!"学生站起来,想走出门口.
"回来!"老师说,"我没让你走!"
"哦,对不起."学生说,"我以为你叫下一个学生的名字."
哎.打得好辛苦啊.
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新概念英语中的一篇英语笑话(急)
新概念英语中的一篇英语笑话(急)
我现在在大学上学,由于需要,现在急需要新概念英语其中一册里有一篇笑话,是”私人谈话””Privte coverstion”,我忘了是哪一册了,现在急需,麻烦哪位能迅速提供,出100分悬赏,谢谢!
愿意在线等!(急)
苹果里的小gg1年前3
xiaogeng08 共回答了19个问题 | 采纳率73.7%
Lession 1
A private conversation 私人谈话
Last week I went to the theatre.I had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.
I did not enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me .
They were talking loudly.I got very angry.I could not hear the actors.
I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily.They did not
pay any attention. In the end ,I could not bear it . I turned round again
. ';I can';t hear a word!';I said angrily.
';It';s none of your business,';the young man said rudely .';This is a
private conversation!';
注释
文章主要是学习过去时态(用红色的动词)
Last week I went to the theatre.
*last week 是过去时间标志,went是go的过去式,go to the theatre
-去看戏
I had a very good seat.
我的座位很好
The play was very interesting.
戏很有意思
I did not enjoy it.
但我无法欣赏
A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me .
They were talking loudly.
一男一女在我身后大声说话
I got very angry.
*get angry-生气
I could not hear the actors.
我听不见演员说话
I turned round.
I looked at the man and the woman angrily.
我转身怒视他们
They did not pay any attention.
他们毫不理会 *pay attention 注意
In the end ,I could not bear it .
最后,我忍不住了
I turned round again
我又转头
. ';I can';t hear a word!';I said angrily.
很生气地说:“我一个字也听不见了!”
';It';s none of your business,';the young man said rudely .';This is a private conversation!';
“不关你的事,”男的毫不客气地说,“这是私人间的谈话!”
英语翻译请翻译以上三句话,要求简练、明了、语法正确、国际化,因为要做公益海报,怕别人笑话,但也别让我说的条件吓到了,我相
英语翻译
请翻译以上三句话,要求简练、明了、语法正确、国际化,因为要做公益海报,怕别人笑话,但也别让我说的条件吓到了,我相信专业的力量,而非软件!另外再问一句:Reminders是“提示”的意思吗?和 warning的用法词性(不说意思只说用法)一样吗?若不一样那该用什么词好呢?
yingmuhua1年前1
过江南 共回答了21个问题 | 采纳率90.5%
Please offer your seat to the old
Danger!
Is that all right?
你可以用Tips,就是贴心提示的意思
句子翻译.1.她讲的笑话把我们都逗乐了.2.他擅长英语并且对孩子们很有一套.1.______ on Sundays?Th
句子翻译.
1.她讲的笑话把我们都逗乐了.
2.他擅长英语并且对孩子们很有一套.
1.______ on Sundays?
They always eat at a restaurant.
sunweitong1年前3
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her jokes makes us all laugh.
he is good at English and can deal with children well.
which place does they always eat
求一个一分钟英语笑话`要比较简单的
求一个一分钟英语笑话`要比较简单的
最好是初三水平(我高一)
这两天内就要``过期无效
要简单``要一般人都能懂``最好搞笑点``
还有要带中文的(大概意思)``内容别不健康`````
如果有很好的答案`我会另给分的```````````
最好跟生活有关点`````第一个不错`可是太短了
darkmiall1年前1
种子先生 共回答了17个问题 | 采纳率94.1%
The show was on.It is was dark in the cinema.One of the audience got up,moving along the row of seats and went to the smoking-room.A few minutes later he cameback and asked the man sitting at the head...
求一个英语短文,或英语笑话不要太长,快一地啊,不要去复制
lazyercc1年前3
wanglaohan89 共回答了16个问题 | 采纳率100%
Can we have our teacher back?
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school.One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking.He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.Five minutes later,a smalll boy came out of the first room and said,"When can we have our teacher back?"
能让我们的老师回去吗?
有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校.一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角.五分钟以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”
二 Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he was more courteous because,whenever he got up and offered his seat,two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌.瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意.但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下.
三 Expensive Price
Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist:I usually do.But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元.
母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生:是的.但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了.
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep?But you had your eyes closed."
"I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”
“我没有睡着.”那个男人回答.
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question,then answers it herself,and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的.”Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画.
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子.那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗.”
Does the dog know the proverb,too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman,"don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb:Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah,yes," answered the little boy."I know the proverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子.
“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人.’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”
初中英语笑话80词左右
刺客11年前1
瑞星杀毒软 共回答了19个问题 | 采纳率84.2%
Exhausted husband to his wife, said: "Whoever calls to, say I'm not." For a while, phone rings, and his wife picked up the microphone and said softly: "Hey! My husband home now and then friends -" "I'...
邱一篇英语演讲的短文3分钟内,可以讲故事、哲理性的文章、笑话,什么都好……
xuehaitang1年前2
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Born to Win 生而为赢
Born to Win
Each human being is born as something new, something that never existed before. Each is born with the capacity to win at life. Each person has a unique way of seeing, hearing, touching, tasting and thinking. Each has his or her own unique potentials---capabilities and limitations. Each can be a significant, thinking, aware, and creative being---a productive person, a winner.
The word “winner” and “loser” have many meanings. When we refer to a person as a winner, we do not mean one who makes someone else lose. To us, a winner is one who responds authentically by being credible, trustworthy, responsive, and genuine, both as an individual and as a member of a society.
Winners do not dedicated their lives to a concept of what they imagine they should be; rather, they are themselves and as such do not use their energy putting on a performance, maintaining pretence and manipulating others. They are aware that there is a difference between being loving and acting loving, between being stupid and acting stupid, between being knowledgeable and acting knowledgeable. Winners do not need to hide behind a mask.
Winners are not afraid to do their own thinking and to use their own knowledge. They can separate facts from opinions and don’t pretend to have all the answers. They listen to others, evaluate what they say, but come to their own conclusions. Although winners can admire and respect other people, they are not totally defined, demolished, bound, or awed by them.
Winners do not play “helpless”, nor do they play the blaming game. Instead, they assume responsibility for their own lives. They don’t give others a false authority over them. Winners are their own bosses and know it.
A winner’s timing is right. Winners respond appropriately to the situation. Their responses are related to the message sent and preserve the significance, worth, well-being, and dignity of the people involved. Winners know that for everything there is a season and for every activity a time.
Although winners can freely enjoy themselves, they can also postpone enjoyment, can discipline themselves in the present to enhance their enjoyment in the future. Winners are not afraid to go after what he wants, but they do so in proper ways. Winners do not get their security by controlling others. They do not set themselves up to lose.
A winner cares about the world and its peoples. A winner is not isolated from the general problems of society, but is concerned, compassionate, and committed to improving the quality of life. Even in the face of national and international adversity, a winner’s self-image is not one of a powerless individual. A winner works to make the world a better place.
英语对话笑话带翻译(6个人的)要长一点的 因为是口语考试
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1.A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small ...
以前看过一篇英语笑话叫“intelligence,但是不知道什么意思,能解释下么,不觉得搞笑 What is Intel
以前看过一篇英语笑话叫“intelligence,但是不知道什么意思,能解释下么,不觉得搞笑 What is Intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
uu挨踢uu1年前1
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什么是智商? 两个人在烈日下挖沟.其中一个人对另一个人说:“为什么我们要在洞里挖沟,二我们的老板却可以躲在树荫下乘凉呢?” “我不知道,”另一个人回答说,“我去问问他.”于是他便爬出洞,走到他老板面前说:“为什么我们要在大太阳下挖沟,二你可以在树荫下站着?”“智商问题,”老板说. “智商问题是什么意思?” 老板说:“好吧,我演示给你看.我把我的首放在树上,我希望你以最大的力气用你的拳头击打我的手.” 挖沟人用力挥舞着拳头,想要击打老板的手.可是老板迅速移开了手,然后挖沟人的拳头落在树上了.老板说:“这就是智商.”挖沟人返回洞里.他同伴问,老板怎么说? “他说我们之所以在下面是因为智商问题?”“什么智商问题啊?”同伴问道.挖沟人吧手放在他自己的脸上,说:“拿起你的铁锹,击打我的手.”
此笑话的笑点是说那个挖沟人的愚钝.一字一字敲的,望给奖励.
两小儿笑话孔子的原因是什么?
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他们认为孔子空有一肚子学问,却无法回答他们的问题,这是墨家的文章,本来就是为了讽刺孔子的
凌乱舞步 这四个字,最好翻译起来能唯美点,别闹出笑话.
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首先“舞步”的英文表达是 dance moves
这里的“凌乱”个人感觉并不是说乱,而是一种美的表现.
英文中有个词叫 chaos ,意思是“混沌,混乱,无秩序”,已经上升到了哲学范畴,个人感觉比较贴合愿意.
因此“凌乱舞步”可翻译为:dance moves in chaos 或 chaotic dance moves
有点唯美的感觉,不知道您感觉如何.
个人意见,仅供参考.
不明白的可继续提问,欢迎一起讨论.
化学中“物质结构理论”用英语怎么说?本人不是学化学的,翻译出来平被笑话,呵呵
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Theory of Material structure
本人应用化学……
物质结构这样翻译肯定没错了,那个理论是我自己加上去的.
修改一则英文笑话 Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?Freddie:I wa
修改一则英文笑话 Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?Freddie:I was running up the street to
Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?
Freddie:I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother:That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?
Freddie:Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架.
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯.】
改成一个复述的故事
例:妈妈问:“……”
弗雷迪答:“……”
Mother ask/asked :"."
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"Freddie, why is your face so red? " Mother asked.
"I was running up the street to stop a fight." Freddie answered.
"That's a very nice thing to do." Mother said.
"Who was fighting? " Mother asked again.
"Me and Jackie Smith." Freddie answered.
你还知道哪些“但只其一,不知其二”却主观臆断,以致犯下错误活闹出笑话的事例?(最后要现实生活中的)
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那蘭若雪1年前1
好看不 共回答了23个问题 | 采纳率73.9%
从前,有一个老总,他会英语,但老是忘记。就请了一个专家来教自己。专家说:“‘w’朝上的是厕所。”结果,这个老总到了国外,有一次要上厕所,不记得哪个是厕所,就飞快地向麦当劳跑去。
英语翻译一个病人看完病之后,只给了医生两个便士.医生觉得委屈.问病人“这是给我的还是给护士的”“给你们两人的.”这则笑话
英语翻译
一个病人看完病之后,只给了医生两个便士.医生觉得委屈.问病人
“这是给我的还是给护士的”
“给你们两人的.”
这则笑话虽短小,但提供的语境知识却很丰富.从“一个病人看完病之后,只给了医生两个便士.医生觉得委屈”这一小段话中我们得知,这是一个发生在英国的故事,英国的医生有收谢礼的习惯.而便士是英国最小的货币单位,这一常识性语境和“医生觉得委屈”的上下文语境为理解这则笑话的关键“这是给我的还是给护士的”提供了支持,这句话的表面意思是问便士是给谁的,而言外之意就是“你给的钱也太少了吧?你不会就拿这点儿钱给医生吧”?只有把握了医生的话中之意才会理解病人回答时产生的幽默效果.可见,言语的理解实际上就是读者或听话者依据言语成品,不断还原语境,理解语意的过程.
2005kw1年前1
疯求了 共回答了14个问题 | 采纳率78.6%
After a patient saw a doctor,gave the doctor two penny.The doctor feel an injustice.Ask a patient
"This is to give my still to the nurse"
"Give you two people."
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帮忙翻译一下”英语笑话”怎么说
呛妹妹1年前2
ouou2046 共回答了17个问题 | 采纳率94.1%
English jokes
食物中的6大营养物质是在消化道哪些器官消化的,经过笑话后可吸收的营养成分是在哪些器官被吸收的
食物中的6大营养物质是在消化道哪些器官消化的,经过笑话后可吸收的营养成分是在哪些器官被吸收的
消化器官 淀粉 蛋白质 脂肪 无机盐 维生素 水口腔咽,食道胃小肠大肠 如同 给5星,别误导我
项目专用1年前1
abcdfghj 共回答了14个问题 | 采纳率100%
淀粉在口腔转化为麦芽糖, 蛋白质在胃里转化为多肽,脂肪在胃里转化为脂肪酸和甘油 接着以上三种产物加上无机盐.水都在小肠吸收,维生素在大肠吸收
关于我的伙伴的作文求急开头:直接用同学讲笑话或唱歌开头,然后写咦,这是谁?告诉你吧.这就是我的小伙伴—————— 二:写
关于我的伙伴的作文求急
开头:直接用同学讲笑话或唱歌开头,然后写咦,这是谁?告诉你吧.这就是我的小伙伴—————— 二:写同学的外貌+总写特点 三:记得那一回,.四:他不仅——————,而且——————.记得那一次 五:总结 要具体写 写出语言描写、神态描写、心理描写、动作描写11月13日早上8点要谢谢急
另类优雅1年前4
ruibushi 共回答了19个问题 | 采纳率73.7%
她,是一个开朗的小姑娘;她,老是扎着公主小辫,两道眉毛下闪动着明亮的眼睛;她,就是我的好伙伴——小荇.
她很爱看书,是个十足的小书迷.在她家的书柜里,摆放了许多书:《十万个为什么》﹑《西游记》﹑《水浒传》﹑《上下五千年》﹑《同桌冤家》······小荇看书很入迷,在学校中午时看,在家里看,听说做梦也是和书有关系.
有一次,她妈妈叫她去买油.她只是回答了一声,嗯.捧起书津津有味地看了起来.过了一会儿,我又到她家做客时,看见小荇在看书,便问:“咦?小荇,你看的是什么书啊?”“《上下五千年》.”“说什么?”由于小荇说得很小声,让我听不清.“《上下五千年》!”她的声音提高了好几分贝.
这时,她妈妈听到了,从房间走了出来,正好看见了我,就微笑地对我说:“哦,小瑛啊!来做客?”“阿姨好!我来这儿做客.”她妈妈看见了小荇还在这里看书,就问:“小荇,你买了油了吗?”“啊······没有,我这就去买.”也许小荇她还沉浸在书中,竟然买回来了一瓶酱油.我和她妈妈哭笑不得地说:“谁,你真是个小书迷!”
她不仅是个小书迷,而且爱打篮球呢!
她打篮球有时忘记了时间,有时她妈妈叫她回家了,她还不肯走······
这就是我的小伙伴——谁
英语翻译我想昨天当每个人都在笑话我的时候,我很窘迫(fancy)
cxhua1年前2
516跑 共回答了24个问题 | 采纳率87.5%
I’m fancying I was very embarassed when everyone else was laughing at meyesterday.
求一个英语小笑话的 mp3谁有英语小笑话的 mp3?我想下到MP3上听!
张红19881年前2
带着小米抢沙发 共回答了21个问题 | 采纳率95.2%
这上面有
非常幽默的英语小笑话(不超过150个单词)
嘹亮婉转1年前1
星星小壳 共回答了24个问题 | 采纳率87.5%
He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Do you
know what does it mean?It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性,缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S,(All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
笑话他人用英语怎么说?
xtsxh1年前6
wewewewe55 共回答了14个问题 | 采纳率92.9%
idicule sb.
laugh at sb.
make fun of sb.
play a joke on sb.
现代笑话和古代笑话的对比,说出现代笑话好在哪里,古代笑话又好在哪里?
现代笑话和古代笑话的对比,说出现代笑话好在哪里,古代笑话又好在哪里?
3月26号前必须要
iamlfm1年前1
zixinchan 共回答了22个问题 | 采纳率81.8%
现代笑话有时代气息,说着也顺口
古代笑话有韵味,说出去显得博学...
(Sorry,3月26日貌似已经锅过了...)
古代笑话,短一些的
huafjh1年前1
michey 共回答了17个问题 | 采纳率76.5%
从前有两个人,分别住在河两岸,两个人耳朵都不好,不过倒是都很客气.一天早晨,河西的看见河东的拿着把镰刀出门,就对着对岸大叫:喂!我说,你是去割草吗?河东的看见河西的向他大叫,知道是关心自己去做什么,于是大叫:啊,不,我是去割草呀!河西的看见对岸的人冲他大叫,知道对方回答自己了,很有礼貌地说:哦,是吗,我还以为你是去割草呢!
英语的自我介绍和英语笑话不超过2分钟英语介绍包括我是.来自第几中学.年级和班级笑话英汉结合
chine_e1年前3
宝宝320525 共回答了13个问题 | 采纳率92.3%
好家伙,英语课代表真的疯了,请问瑞姐是不是真要狂补英语尼?少那0.5分没关系的.帮你个忙吧.
First Flight第一次坐飞机
Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane,Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him that it was very safe,and Mr.Johnson boarded the plane.
约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道.所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受.不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport.Mr.Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing,so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行.约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼.
After a minute or two he opened them again,looked out of the window of the plane,and said to his friend,"Look at those people down there.They look as small as ants,don't they?"
过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”
"Those are ants," answered his friend."We're still on the ground." “那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面!"