请把这组短剧改为一个长句每天傍晚,我们经常可以看到一个送晚报的青年.她骑着自行车,穿着朴素,留着一对大辫子.她待人和气,

公司年会上,一个同事自告奋勇表演了诗朗诵.
读到“昔人已乘去,此地空余楼.”的时候,老板问道：“黄鹤哪去了?”
他冷笑一声,答道：“王八蛋老板黄鹤不发年终奖,带着小姨子跑了.”

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再...

什么内容的啊,有什么限制说一下吧.这样写起来比较符合你们的具体情况

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S:kneel down!AOBAi!(严厉的表情)
AO:pardon?
S:do you have breakfast?do you need some water to eat.and some food to drink?Mr AO(害怕)
AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor,what's the matter?
E:oh no no everything goes well,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy?So Shall we play some boxing game !
Just have fun !
AO;oh?(疑惑)of course !with who
E;haha it's xiaobao right here!
AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." But I must give him a lesson!
E:OK,let's begin!
S:Ladies and Gentlemen ,welcome to our boxing competition.Allow me to introduce to you the participants.On my right,is Mr.AO From China and on my left is Mr.WEI from china too,Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship.Ladies and Gentlemen ,kindly give them a loud applause .Thank you .!
打斗一会,韦见打不过鳌拜,开始想拯救办法（对话）
W：I am disappointed with you!(叹气)
A:why did you say that?Come on !you will die!
W:I am so disappointed with you!（叹气!）
A:What?Why?What do you mean?I am not an insult!
W:I means that you can't play CS?a popular computer game!
Old man !How disappointed!
A:what game?
W：CS?
A:CS?I can't play?Are you serious?
W:definitely!
A OK!(藐视!)You asked for it.!
W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled !
A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin,I could kill you !
二人开始play cs!

Tim:Hello! Jim Jim:Hi! Tim:How are you ? Jim: I am fine ,thanks,and you? Tim:No, what a bad day! Jim:why? what happened to you? Tim:I was knocked by the bus! Jim :Oh,no.You are very unlucky

我们班刚演过 ,获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个,可以有群众演员嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom!
my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
act1
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(...

六人行(也叫老友记,英文名叫friends)主角正好六个人,每集大概15-20分钟,选一集,改短一点,多练两次就好了

最佳答案01 A Christmas wish for my best friend! 给我最好的朋友一个圣诞祝福!
02 A Christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend. 献上令你开心的 圣诞祝福,我的好友.

04 Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐!
11 Wishing you a white Christmas. 愿你有一个银白色的圣诞.

13 Don't forget to hang up the sock! 别忘了挂上袜子!
16 Mom and Dad: Thank you for everything this holiday season! 爸爸妈妈：值此佳节,感谢您们所给予的一切.
17 I'll be home to enjoy this Christmas with you. 我将回家与你们共度佳节.
18 A present from me is on the way. Hope you'll like it. 寄上一份礼物,希望你们会喜欢.
19 I wish I were home for the holidays. 但愿我能回家共度佳节.
20 Thinking of you at Christmas time. 圣诞佳节,我想念你们.
21 Best wishes from Mark, Janet and the kids. 马克、 的 珍妮特和孩子们,谨呈最诚挚的祝福.
22 Warmest thoughts and best wishes form your daughter. 寄上无限的思念和最美好的祝愿,你们的女儿.
23 A holiday wish from your son Tom. 寄上佳节的祝福,你们的儿子汤姆敬上.
24 May you have the best Christmas ever. 愿你过个最愉快的圣诞节.
25 Merry Christmas to the world's best parents! 祝世界上最好的父母圣诞快乐!
26 Season's greetings to my dearest parents! 祝我最亲爱的父母节日愉快!
给师长的祝福语
27 Much joy to you in the upcoming year. 愿您在新的一年充满快乐.
28 Thank you for all you have done for us. 感谢您为我们所做的一切.
29 We'll be here after the New Year. 新年过后,我们会再回来.
30 We won't forget you this holiday season. 假期里,我们不会忘记您的.
31 Thank you for your hard work and patience on this holiday season. 值此佳节,谨对您的辛勤栽培表示感谢.
32 Thank you for not as signing homework this holiday season. 感谢您没有留假期作业.
33 I look forward to your class after the new year. 我期待着新年过后,再上您的课.
34 Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas. 祝福您及全家圣诞快乐.
35 A merry Christmas from all of your students. 祝您圣诞快乐,您的全体学生敬上.
给长辈祝福语
36 For you and your family, boss, during this holiday season! 值此圣诞佳节,老板,献给您及您的家人.
37 there's no place like home for the holidays. 在这佳节里,没有比家更好的地方了.
38 Best wishes for a wonderful new year. 献上最诚挚的祝福,祝您新年恰愉快.
39 May the joy of Christmas be with you throughout the year. 愿圣诞佳节的喜悦,伴随您在度过新的一年.
40 May joy and health be with you always. 祝您永远健康快乐.
41 May happiness follow you wherever you go! 愿您幸福快乐,直到永远永远.
42 A special card from your grandson. 您的孙子,寄上一张特别的卡片.
43 A Christmas wish from your nephew. 您的侄儿祝您圣诞快乐.
44 Wishing you and yours a happy happy new year. 万事如意,合家平安.
45 Your entire staff wishes you and yours a most happy Christmas. 全体职员祝您及家人圣诞快乐.
给朋友祝福语
46 Merry Christmas, my best friend. 祝我的挚友圣诞快乐.
47 A Christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend. 希望圣诞祝福给你带来欢乐,我的好朋友.
48 Take your passion and make it come true. 发挥你的热情,让理想变为现实.
49 I hope we can spend the holidays together. 希望我们能一起过圣诞节.
50 To Hong from your good friends at Peking U. 送给红——北大的一群好友.
51 Best of luck in the year to come. 愿你在未来的一年里,吉星高照.
52 A merry yuletide! 圣诞快乐!
53 Wish all the best wishes for you. 献上最美好的祝愿.
54 Wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year. 新的一年,向你献上最诚挚的祝福.
55 Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 愿你拥有美丽的圣诞所有的祝福.
56 May its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear. 祝福你及你所爱的人新的一年中万事如意.
57 To wish you special joy at the holidays and all year. 祝你在节日和新的一年中享有

英语短剧：三只小猪
旁白：Long long ago,there were three little pigs living with their mother.They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends.Look!They are coming!
（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍）(加快乐的音乐 ）
M：babies,Come on!
Pp：Here we come!
M：Let’s do some exercises.Lift your arms.Bend your knees.Touch your toes.
P1：Mom,look!We’re so strong!(伸出胳膊,亮出肌肉)三个小猪比健美
P2：Yes,I am strong!
P3：Yes,I am strong!
M：Yes!My babies!You should have your own house!
Pp：Ok!I’d love to.
M：You can do it!
Ps：Yes!We can!Yeah!(做成功的动作)
旁白：The three little pigs make three houses.They all think their own house is the best!But the wolf is coming!He is very hungry!（音乐）
W：Gu,gu,gugugu.I’m very hungry.Oh,I sniff the pig’s smell.
Aha!I have a good idea!(来到第一只小猪的门前敲门)
Little pig,little pig,let me come in!
P1：No!You are bad wolf!
W：Then I ‘ll huff and blow your house down .
(吹一下,房子倒了,小猪突然发现,吓了一下,逃跑)
P1：Oh!Help!Help!My brother!Please help me!(迅速进入第二只小猪家,然后马上关门)
P2：Don’t be afraid!
W：Little pig,little pig,let me come in!
P1&P2：No!No!
W：Then I ’ll huff ,blow your house down!
（狼鼓足气吹一下,房子有点摇晃,又吹一下,两只小猪堵着门,挣扎之后,房子倒了）
p1p2：Oh,my god!Let’s run away,run away!
（跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）
P1：The wolf is very strong!
P2：He wants to eat us!
P3：My god,help me!( 三只小猪都在床底下)
W：Little pig,little pig,let me come in!
P1P2P3：No!
W：Open the door!I can get the house down!(吹一下,没动,鼓足又吹一下,迟疑了一下)
Why?(最后吹三下,开始喘气了,然后倒地)
p1p3p2：Yeah!We are safe now!
旁白：The wolf is very angry!He has a good idea!He climbs up the chimney!
P1&P2&P3：Oh!Look!The wolf!
P1：How to do?（开始转着跑）
P2：MOM !Where are you?（哭着说）
P3：Don’t worry!Let’s put the wood into the fire!
P1p2p3：Ok,123…
W ：(掉进火里挣扎) oh !No!
P1p2p3：The wolf is dying!We succeed!yeah !结尾曲 （完

a self-making playlet contest

英语短剧剧本,这里有:
或者这里:

Characters:(In the order of appearance)
Jerry as Michael (M)
Li as Alex (A)
Mark as Chris (C)
Vincent as Waiter (W)
The three emotions we express in this play:victorious,disgusted and confused
SCENE 1
(In the Railway Station)
M:Alex,Chris!You are back!
A&C:Michael!Oh,thank you for picking us here.We're so glad to see you!
M:Me too.Congratulations to your victory in the national final competition!It must be an exciting moment when you heard that you get the golden medals,isn't it?
A:Yes.I just can't believe that we defeated all other competitors!Right,Chris?
C:Yes,it was really amazing.You know,just in one second,you became the winner,and you became the elite.It happened so sudden that I wondered whether I was dreaming.
M:Well,you guys will soon find that you're not dreaming.Now you're the idols of all the students in the university!I think you can attend the American Idol now!
A:Oh,please,I don't want to be idol…
C:(Interrupt):Yes,because you're not an American idol,you're just "Alex idiot".
A:Hey,Chris!(All of them laugh)
M:Ok,guys,it's getting late.You must be hungry after 23-hours trip.What about going to have dinner first?
C:That sounds great to me.What about you,Alex?
A:I'm starving.Let's go.
SCENE 2
(In the restaurant)
A:We've sit here for five minutes,and no waiter comes!
M:Come on,Alex,have patience.Maybe they're just too busy to serve us.
C:Really?I don't think they're busy.Look at those two waiters,they're laughing,but not working!Hey!You!Come here!(A second) Please bring us the menus.
W:OK,sir.Here you are,sir.
A:You see,we have three people here.Can you bring two more menus for us?
W:Sorry,sir.We don't have extra menus.
C:Oh,you don't?Then what's that?(Point to the other table) Don't tell me that's not menu.
W:It is,sir.But it belongs to that table.M:But we can't see anyone having dinner there.
W:Yes,but…
C:Don't say any "but" to me.Now,you bring the menus to us,or we bring the complaints to your boss.
W:OK,here you are,sir.
(They order the food)
SCENE 3
(30 minutes later)
A:I'm starving!Where's our food?Waiter!
W:Yes,sir?
M:We give the order 30 minutes ago,but nothing is served still.Can you ask the kitchen to cook faster?
W:Oh,they cook fast,very fast.But your food is not easy to cook,it needs more time.You should be patience.
C:We should be patience?Yes,we are patience,we are patience enough to wait for the mother pig giving birth to the baby pig,we are patience enough to wait for the baby pig growing up,and we are patience enough to wait for the grown pig being killed and becoming my pork steak!Now,give you five minutes.If we can't see our food in five minutes,we will give our patience to another better-served restaurant!
W:OK,sir.Please wait a second.
SCENE 4
(The food is being served)
M:I ordered the Cappuccino,but what's this?Coca Cola?
W:Exactly,it's Pepsi Cola.
M:I don't care what kind of cola it is,what I want is coffee,not cola!
W:Well,sir,they share the same color.And I think cola tastes better…
C:Great,and rabbit and rat share the same letters.So why don't you give me a rat if I order the rabbit?Jesus!Ridiculous!
A:I can't stand this stupid restaurant and this idiotic waiter any more.Chris,Michael,let's go.
C&M:Right,let's go.
SCENE 5
(Outside the restaurant)
A:I can't believe that is a restaurant.I'd rather say that it's a psychiatric hospital!
M:Yes,that's terrible!How can it survive in the market economics?
C:The important thing is how can it survive in Guangzhou?This city is going to hold the Asian Game in 2010.If there're some more restaurants like this,what will the foreign people think about Guangzhou and China?
A,C&M:(Sigh)

我有个主意 找老友记《Friends》的一集 去模仿演出~正好是六个人啊
（老友记 我的最爱啊~）

In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?

这里有一些

《六人行》比较好 可以看看
比较幽默 一个场景也比较短

Skipping Class
6人剧本.《逃课》,绝对适合学生的剧本,讲述逃课的故事.
Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper


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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?


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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?


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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!

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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!


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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
（不长喔 演起来很快滴 呵呵^^)

送个两个 ,你自己选一个,第一个比较搞笑 ,第二个比较简单 你自己看着办 ,但愿有你喜欢的 !
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue本文转自：www.***.com小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven‘t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下)
Act3本文转自：
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still
dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
2、英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck,Miss Cat, Miss Rabbit,Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆.一路上他又唱又跳,高兴极了.在小河边,他碰到了Miss Cat.
Duck：（很好奇）Hello,Miss Cat．Whatre you doing?
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry,but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里,一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼.）
Duck：Here is the fish for you,Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you,Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right,Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye!
Cat：Bye-bye!
（Little Duck继续赶路.忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上,连忙跑过去.）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口,然后扶着她回家.）
Duck：Dontworry,Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．
Rabbit：Yes,I will．Thank you,Little Duck．Its so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all,Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye!
Rabbit：Good-bye!
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了,走着走着,他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口,看上去非常着急.）
Duck：Good morning,Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you?
Dog：Oh,good morning,Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend,Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry,Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听.）
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you,Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome,Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry,Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you,Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）

One day,the phone rang,and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh.Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh.Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents,the police,and the firemen are there,but they're all busy?What are they doing?"
"Looking for me."
他们忙着呢
一天,电话响了,一个小男孩接起电话.
“我可以和你的爸妈说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦.旁边还有别人吗?”
“有警察.”
“我能和他们说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦,那还有别人吗?”
“还有消防员.”
“我能和他们说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦,那就是说：你爸妈,警察和消防员都在旁边,但是他们都在忙.他们在干嘛呢?”
“他们在找我.”
2 前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English?”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English,I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English?”
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go.” 老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

是你们要编排么?
从生活大爆炸里边拉下来把,那里边基本都是关于生活的小短剧.每一个一改就能当假期用
不多五分钟8人可能有点多,时间短有人说不上话啊,建议有人可以当作背景,就是几个人充当舞台.

Whose Fault
英语话剧剧本
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon.
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! . That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling .)

话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子
name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince
需要四五个人：一个旁白,一个公主,一只不爱洗澡的青蛙,一到两只干净的青蛙.
需要道具：服装,一枝花,一张帅哥的照片,还有其它的道具你可以自添加.
场景：森林里,破井边.
旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a.
(开始思考,突然大悟,取下头上的花）.right!flower.
she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.(公出场).
the princess walks near the castle and.
公主（以下简称公）台词：
Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?
白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again,a frog appeared in front of her.
（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里,出场,蹲在地上,要表现出自己很脏很邋遢,但不能让人恶心,记住）
公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去）
oh my god,this frog is so.(闻闻,然后捏住鼻子,犹豫,来回走）,is it really the frog for me?
（看看周围,）aren't there any other frogs?
这时,早就在场边待命的干净青蛙,跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see?we are here.（重复说we are here!)
旁白冲过去,敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.sh.shut up ,shut up."
脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady?please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting?
公主：(惊慌,赶紧给它洗澡.)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净.
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.
公要亲它头的时候,它突然站起来,吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主.
说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.
公主：what?（大吃一惊）
青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.
公：so you are not my frog of prince.公主接过照片,青蛙走人,公主看一下,然后晕倒.
白冲过来扶住她,同时大声念：
my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266

去新东方论坛下载吧,新概念的,你要的都有,要是没有积分,那你就回复一些帖子,赚点积分就可以了.

A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present.On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office,a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car,admiring it.
"Is this your car,Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded."My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded."You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing?Boy,I wish ..." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for.He was going to wish he had a brother like that.But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on,"That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment,then impulsively he added,"Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes,Id love that."
After a short ride,the boy turned with his eyes aglow,said,"Mister,would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little.He thought he knew what the lad wanted.He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.But Paul was wrong again."Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps.Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back,but he was not coming fast.He was carrying his little crippled brother.He sat him down on the bottom step,then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is,Buddy,just like I told you upstairs.His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent.And some day Im gonna give you one just like it ...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.That Christmas Eve,Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said:"It is more blessed to give ..."

三个懒汉 The Three Lazy Ones A king had three sons whom he loved equally well, and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said, “Dear children, I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” The oldest one said, “Father, then the kingdom belongs to me, for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep, and a drop falls into my eyes, I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” The second one said, “Father, the kingdom belongs to me, for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself, I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.” The third one said, “Father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck, and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope, I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” When the father heard this he said, “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.” 在一个遥远的地方,有一个国王,他有三个儿子,对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱,他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个.所以,当他快要死的时候,就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们,在我死后,你们三个中谁最懒,谁就继承我的王位.”老大说：“既然这样,这王位就是我的,因为我是最懒的儿子,当我躺下睡觉时,有任何东西落到我的眼睛里,我也懒得去擦掉,即使不能把眼睛闭上,我仍然会继续睡觉.”二儿子说：“爸爸,王位应该传给我,因为我是最懒的儿子.当我坐在火边取暖的时候,就是火燃到我的脚趾,我也懒得把腿收回来.”第三个儿子说：“爸爸,这王位是我的,因为我是你最懒的儿子,如果我就要被吊起来,绳子已经套在了脖子上,有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里,要我切断绳子,我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断.”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选,你应该继承王位.”

harr potte

A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present.On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office,a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car,admiring it.
"Is this your car,Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded."My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded."You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing?Boy,I wish ..." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for.He was going to wish he had a brother like that.But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on,"That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment,then impulsively he added,"Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes,Id love that."
After a short ride,the boy turned with his eyes aglow,said,"Mister,would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little.He thought he knew what the lad wanted.He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.But Paul was wrong again."Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps.Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back,but he was not coming fast.He was carrying his little crippled brother.He sat him down on the bottom step,then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is,Buddy,just like I told you upstairs.His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent.And some day Im gonna give you one just like it ...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.That Christmas Eve,Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said:"It is more blessed to give ..."
内容：
哥哥的心愿
圣诞节时,保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车.圣诞节当天,保罗离开办公室时,一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车,十分赞叹地问：
"先生,这是你的车?"
保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物."男孩满脸惊讶,支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物,没花你一分钱?天哪,我真希望也能……"
保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么.他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥.但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料.
"我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥."男孩继续说.
保罗惊愕地看着那男孩,冲口而出地说："你要不要坐我的车去兜风?"
"哦,当然好了,我太想坐了!"
车开了一小段路后,那孩子转过头来,眼睛闪闪发亮,对我说："先生,你能不能把车子开到我家门前?"
保罗微笑,他知道孩子想干什么.那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀,让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家.但是这次保罗又猜错了."你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前?"男孩要求道.
男孩跑上了阶梯,过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了,但动作似乎有些缓慢.原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了,将他安置在第一个台阶上,紧紧地抱着他,指着那辆新车.
只听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看,这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车.这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦!将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车,到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时,挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了,就象我告诉过你的那样."
保罗走下车子,把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座.兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子,坐在弟弟的身旁.就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风.
那个圣诞夜,保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施比受更有福"的道理.

罗密欧、朱丽叶与阳台,演阳台的趴着不动就好.
三只小猪其中一只客串大灰狼.

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗?）
女：Why?Don’t you already have one?（为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?）
男：I’m a photographer.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师.我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）
女：I’m a plastic surgeon.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生.我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.）
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧?）
女：Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你?）
女：Yes.That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的.这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因.）
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?）
女：Sorry.I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉.这个周末我头疼.）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐.）
女：Why?Are you leaving?（是吗?你是说你要离开?）

3分钟以内的好像不好找,现在编出来的话剧一类的,5--10分钟的比较多
给你个建议,你可以先去找一些中文的剧本,然后删改下直接翻译成英文的去演,效果会很好,如果是喜剧的话,翻译成英文以后,笑点会很多,

（一） A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:"God,what is a million dollars to you?" and God says:"A penny",then the man says:"God,what is a million years to you?" and God says:"a second",then the man says:"God,can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" （二） Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says,"Congratulations,you got twins." The man said "How strange,I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,"Congratulations,you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally,the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations,you got twins x2." Man is happy and says,"Ironic,I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered,"What's wrong?I work for 7up"!（三） Osama Bin Laden,a Canadian,and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.They rubbed it and a genie came out and said,"I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said,"I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.President Bush said "Genie,tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow!That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother:"Doctor,my baby swallowd a bullet.What shall I do Doctor:"Don't point him at anybody."

因为1,所以2,即便3.

小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?...

皇帝的新衣 :
祝成功!

Hello everyone.We are from Class 7 Junior 2.Today,we will tell you a story named ,we hope you can enjoy it.Now,the story will begin.
大家好,我们来自初二七班.今天,我们将要告诉你一个叫做《零用钱》的故事,希望你能够获得享受.现在,这个故事将要开始了.

If you are Li Hua is a member of the school Troupe,you ready to schedule a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the English drama,the need for a foreign actor to participate in performances,write a letter of invitation letters to 100 words about your friend to participate in rehearsals and performances DAVID .1:rehearsal Location:School of Art 2:Rehearsal Time:July 1 to 5,daily 18:00 to 8:03:Performance Time:July 6 evening celebration

大人 your honor
升堂 the court is now in cession
师爷 senior associate staff
衙差 marshal (站堂上的这种）
遵命 yes, your honor
赠送一个词 捕快 police

朋友,刚才已经给你提供了答案：
Notice
In order to enrich the students' after-class life, the foreigne language student union had dedcided to organize the English Activity Week, which will be held in the first week of July in the School Hall. The activities include popular songs, short plays and a speech contest. If you want to attend it, you are expected to sign up before July 20. Attention: You are permitted to take part in two activities at most.
The Foreign Language Student Union

a long ago,there was a huge apple tree.a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid,i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally,the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest.come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone.the tree is our parent.when we were young,we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up,we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

1尽管他落下了很多的课程,但我们会帮助他的功课
Although he lost many classes,we will help in his study.
2我们将用表演一个短剧使他们振作起来
We will perform a short play to cheer him up.
3不论发生什么,我们都应该笑对人生
we should simle ( be optimistic直接翻译成微笑略奇怪,所以可能用这个更加好,这个词是“乐观”的意思) to our life no matter what happens.

不如演丑小鸭吧!
Once upon a time a mother duck sat on her nest waiting for her eggs to hatch.
Suddenly,seven ducklings popped out of their eggs and began to chirp.As they
looked around,everyone started to stare at one special duckling.
"That one is grey and bigger than the rest of us!" cried one duckling."He is
uglier than the rest of us," said another duckling.
The grey duckling often watched the other ducklings play happily in the pond,
but nobody wanted to play with him.The farm animals were very mean to him and
everyone knew him as the ugly duckling.He would often cry during the night as
mother duck whispered,"You are a very special duck,and I love you."
One day the ugly duckling decided to run away from the farm.He found a pond
with many wild ducks."Welcome to our home at the pond.Please be careful
because this is a dangerous pond," said one of the wild ducks.
The ugly duckling decided to stay with the nice ducks all summer.One day he
looked up in the sky and saw two beautiful white birds with large wings and
long necks fly over the pond - they were swans.He wished that he could be as
beautiful as a swan.
Pow!Pow!One autumn day,lots of men and dogs arrived at the pond and they
were shooting at the wild ducks.The wild ducks all flew away and the ugly
duckling was left behind.Winter was about to begin and the ugly duckling
wondered how he would survive the long,cold winter.A man who was walking in
the woods saw the ugly duckling."I'll take this bird home so my family can
take care of him during the cold winter months," said the man.So the ugly
duckling lived with the man all winter.
When it was spring,the man and his family released the ugly duckling back
into the forest.The ugly duckling went to the pond and as he looked at his
reflection,he realized that he was a beautiful white bird - just like the
ones he had seen in the summer.He looked up and saw four swans flying in
the sky.He flew up to join them in the sky."Welcome to our family," said one
of the swans.
The ugly duckling was not ugly anymore.He was a beautiful and happy swan.

《项链》就合适
不长,你就选择她丈夫跟他说到有舞会的那一幕以及她向女友借项链
这一幕也刚好能够体现三个人物的性格特点

The First Time
Place:West Campus
Time:8:00 pm
Personae:Johnson,Betty,and Ghost
Introduction:A peaceful night,eight o'clock at night,a Student named Johnson walking on the path in the West Campus,brooding on his philosophical dilemma,"to be or not to be".
Johnson:( looking at the faraway moon hung in the sky) "To be or not to be",the first time I read this qustion in "Hamlet",I knew I have met my bosom friend in spirit.
(Breaking into a girl's breast)
Betty:Watch out,my great God!This is the first time I have been apalled today!
Johnson:Sorry for my first accident strike.And Iam not God in appearance,though I am great in thinking.
Betty:Silly words come from pitiful mouth.People call me Betty,and I am quite pretty doubted about your greatness!
Johnson:Truth will never be accepted for the first time,as you despise me like a immitation dime.
(A Ghost appeares in the look of Hamlet,whispering ):
To be or not to be,that is the question!(exit in a mist)
Betty:Who is that coming suddenly and going away hurrily?
Johnson:This is the first time you see Hamlet!I don't need to explain.All you see is vain,and all you read is insane.

一位妈妈,一个男孩,一个女孩,一个卖冰激凌的女子(也可以是男子)
男孩和女孩停下来,不走了,一屁股坐在了路边(用凳子代替)
MOTHER;what is the matter,children?(非常关心的,急切的)
GIRL;we are tired...(声音含糊不清)
BOY;...and thirsty,mum.(声音含糊不清)
MOTHER;sit down here.(温柔的)
MOTHER;are you all right now?(温柔的)
BOY;no.we are not.(声音含糊不清)
ICECREAMWOMAN;ice cream!ice cream!(大声的)
MOTHER;look!there is an ice cream(中间停3秒钟再说后面的,给人一个你只看到冰激凌的感觉)...woman.
MOTHER;two ice cream,please.(恭敬的)
ICECREAMWOMAN;ok.here you are!(利索的)
MOTHER;here you are,chilgren.(面带微笑)
CHILDREN;thanks,mum.(一把抢过来就往嘴里送)
GIRL;these ice creams are nice!(吃完后,很享受的样子)
BOY;yes!yes!(非常兴奋)
MOTHER;are you all right now?(很期待的,作了一个"GO"的动作)
CHILDREN;yes,we are,thank you!(很高兴的)
在这两个网站里有

“新北京、新奥运”是北京申奥的口号,英文为“New Beijing,Great Olympics”.其中的“新”包含3色奥运的意思.请看下面的情景对话来更好地理解其意义.
Dialogue
A:Let's talk about Beijing bidding for 2008 Olympic Games.
我们谈谈北京申办2008年的奥运会吧.
B:Okay.
好的.
A:Bidding for the Olympics is,in a way,a image-creating undertaking.
申办奥运在某种程度上是一个创造形象的重任.
B:Yes.I agree with you.Beijing must attract others by it unique image.
是的,我同意你.北京必须用自己独特的形象吸引人.
A:So Beijing gives their theme:New Beijing,Great Olympics.
因此北京提出的主题是：新北京、新奥运.
B:In my opinion,the 2008 Olympics will be a great green Olympics illuminated with two more special colors,yellow and red.
我认为2008年奥运会将会是一届伟大的绿色奥运会,与之相对的另外两种颜色是黄色和红色.
A:Why do we call it like this?
为什么我们这样称呼它?
B:Because the city's green area will make up 40% of its total till 2008.
因为到了2008年,这个城市的绿化面积将占城市总面积的40%.
A:I heard that along the Fourth Ring Road 12.5 million trees and over I million acres of grass will be planted.
我听说沿四环路将种上1,2亿棵树和1百万亩面积的草.
B:Yeah,a green Beijing will be achieved.
是的,绿色的北京,一定能实现.
A:And yellow Olympics?
那黄色奥运呢?
B:We are all the yellow race and descendants of the Yellow Emperor.Therefore,yellow will naturally add splendor to the 2008 Olympics.
我们是黄种人,是炎黄子孙.因此,黄色自然会为2008年奥运会增添光彩.
A:Then red Olympics?
红色奥运呢?
B:Red is the color of double happiness,representing joy,auspiciousness,enthusiasm and prosperity.
红色是幸福双至的颜色,它象征着快乐,吉祥,热情和繁荣.
A:In your mind,by 2008,Beijing will be a sea of red.
按照你这么说,到2008年,北京将是一片红色的海洋.
B:Yes.Our Olympics will be a unique one.
是的,我们的奥运会将会是一届独特的奥运会.
A:Let's look forward to that moment.
让我们期待着那一刻的到来吧.

Break a fly on the wheel
A:Look,I just had a letter from my old friend C.He lives in Beijing now.He has a trouble and wants me to help him as soon as possible.
B:It’s urgent and is must it must be very important.I also want to see him soon.
A:I think you will be interested in his photos.Look there he is.
C:He looks strange and worried.I think he must meet a big trouble.
B:I don’t think so.I think he is in a large trouble.
A:Ok I will take a plane to visit him right now.
B&C:I will go with you.Maybe I can offer some help.
A:Let’s go!
(On the way to the airport)
B:How old is he?
A:He is thirteen.
C:Oh,he is the same age as us.
A:He is very sentimental.
B:I’ve got it from his picture.
(Arrive at Beijing)
A:Look,there he is.Hey!
Y:Hey!
B:What trouble do you have?
C:Yeah,why do you want us to help you?
Y:I have some problem on my math homework.I don’t know how to do it!
A,B&C:Oh my God!

【如果】根本不读书或者不喜欢读书,【就】更不要说什么求甚解和不求甚解了,【因为】不读书就了解不了什么知识,不喜欢读书也就不能用心去；了解书中的道理